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Rimbo

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  1. By the time I was 12, and I was a late bloomer, I knew. She knows, but middle school sucks enough if you're "normal."
  2. Shit, if your girl has a high body count, and then insists you're the best she's ever had... that just means she knows what she's talking about. And that goes in the other direction: Because of her high body count, she knew what to do with me. High body count is a plus. Virgins also a plus. Everything in between? Plus. *just like getting laid ok
  3. Also, personality can override looks. In both directions. For both sexes. I was one of those more blatant advertisers. What didn't occur to me until later was (1) that other guys might have been faking it to hide their real sexuality and (2) that other guys probably thought that I was faking it to hide my true sexuality. I mean, it's high school. Who fuckin cares? I talk to literally two other people from my high school. Both of them post as much as I do on Surly.
  4. Matthew 13:49-50 So it will be at the end of the age; the angels will come forth and take out the wicked from among the righteous, (50) and will throw them into the furnace of fire; in that place there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
  5. I've never heard of a 4 cylinder Camaro. I did test drive a 4 cylinder Mustang back in 1991, though. It was exactly as pathetic as you'd think it was.
  6. I wonder how much of the online lifestyle is connected not so much to "social media bad" but simply that everyone is sitting on their asses now.
  7. i mean does a male t-rex even have a dick apparently birds don't... so probably not so t-rex didn't wank because t-rex couldn't reach and didn't even have a dick nice work if you can get it
  8. i also wonder when I took my kid to college, I was astonished how butt ass ugly most of the coeds were... potato-shaped fatass bodies with no tits and saggy ass. I expect that among people MY age, but 18-22 year olds? WTF so maybe that's it, girls are just uglier this generation
  9. t-rex can't reach those little baby arms otherwise t-rex would be fappin like mad unless t-rex didn't have enough sex drive... hey maybe THAT'S why the dinos died out?
  10. I did, too, but at a pretty early stage, I realized that most guys were NOT as libidinous as I was. Slowed down a lot with age, to where I'm able to actually think with something other than my dick from time to time.
  11. you say that like these are BAD things maybe is BECAUSE all the pussy is shaved, that's why they lost their drive. Ever think about that?
  12. Well, that wasn't true for me. I wanted to get pussy because I was horny as fuck.
  13. wait slacks and snacks are different posters? next you're going to tell me shadow operative 2.0 isn't derka
  14. but it's a waste; everyone only ever calls me either "Mr Hoople" or "Mott."
  15. Yeah, just bought it through MoviesAnywhere. It's time for a rewatch.
  16. NYTimes pitchbot, is that you?
  17. Eh, I wouldn't fight you. There's a handful of songs that have a pretty strong claim on that title, and that's one of them.
  18. And while we're at it, kudos to Robert Prescott for owning this role.
  19. What made Ebert a truly great critic for me was two things. One, his biases were always very clear. Two, he was very good at describing the relevant aspects of a film. As a result, I could read his reviews and tell if I would like a movie or not regardless of whether or not HE liked it.
  20. For a felony level charge, it's not; however, Trump has done some things already very early in this case that have made the prosecution's job much easier. "You have the right to remain silent" is good advice if you're accused, and impossible for a character like Trump to ever do. i should get a boat
  21. Truth. And the characters they're playing are very real, and not dated tropes, which is something Ebert caught on to at the time. "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" ended up being a timeless classic. Reviews from the 21st century point out that Reagan-era militarism and academic ethical violations have aged well, too; the former has become clearer in hindsight, and the latter is, like the Tears for Fears song, timeless.
  22. digging into reviews, it seems that contemporary Top Critics (outside of Ebert and Variety) were pretty bored with it (tbf it was released at the time when "science teen comedy" was a genre with titles like My Science Project and Weird Science going on) but later reviewers are overwhelmingly positive. Apparently it aged a lot better than its contemporaries...
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