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SquishMitten

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  1. Hot damn that kid is fast, and not even just for his size!
  2. No love for Andy Kaufman?
  3. Lot of greats are dead, but Norm is the only one I legitimately miss.
  4. First, it's obviously a joke. But to your point, no. It's already named the USS Enterprise. Last I checked, we haven't had a President Enterprise.
  5. So much savings! And <4 hour assembly time!
  6. The paperclips cracked me up
  7. On the plus side, a lot more R voters are going to fall into that category
  8. Rodney Terry to Aggy so they can say they hired our coach?
  9. Oh. I didn’t realize it was 10x the cost of my best watch. I’m out of my element here. Carry on!
  10. Having the box and papers makes all the difference? Who gives a shit about having the box?
  11. Shark complaining to the manager about a hair in its food.
  12. Well, I now know I will never swim in a rooftop pool in an area with seismic activity.
  13. Wat?!? You don’t think she did all the engineering and whateverthefuckelse goes into launching a crypto?!? I am so unhappy with my investment that I based entirely off of her questionable, but likely good, blowjob skills
  14. Oh dang. That reminds me of a picture I took in Mexico last week
  15. It’s generally a good idea to read up on things BEFORE you double down on your position
  16. Is that plaster with a hole through it? It looks like concrete in the picture. If it is, that building is absolutely not safe until it’s been thoroughly inspected
  17. I'd guess deck chair or table
  18. Ehh, she looks good enough…
  19. Damn. 30 years. I feel so old now
  20. Little over 1.5” since last night. Puts me at about 3” for the past week. This has been a pleasant surprise!
  21. Sooo, did Ringo miss the concert also?
  22. Found it on google maps. Not a blind turn at all. Maybe an oil slick or something https://maps.app.goo.gl/E5zL6CiCdrx33YDa7 Go to street view and turn around
  23. The person in the cage certainly did
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