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SquishMitten

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  1. Careful. There's a chance they get delivered by ICE agents
  2. ^^ Middle aged white dudes that also partake in the same goods (i.e., buy from their supply).
  3. I was going to mention something along those lines in my post, but I wasn't sure how it would work. I assume he'd have to reclassify her and then pay employment taxes? Does that actually reduce her burden? Or are you suggesting she just have him do that under the table and pay HER what he should've paid the IRS? I know nothing about his niece, BUT we're talking about an 18 year old girl at her first job here. I'm gonna bet the doctor did tell her that, and she: a) had no idea what it meant and didn't bother to ask, b) did understand what it meant and failed to plan accordingly, or c) simply forgot.
  4. That’s just all the oligarchs collecting their profits. Give it a day or so before everyone else realizes nothing really changed
  5. Bad drugs going around?
  6. Is the dentist married? She could always seduce and then extort him/her
  7. Sucks for her, because you obviously don’t 1099 a receptionist, but what outcome are you looking for here? They just didn’t take out her taxes. Those should’ve been paid already, and they’ll have to be paid now.
  8. So they just have to pay for all the repairs out of pocket? Pretty sure insurance won't cover that, even if they did actually make the cleanup lost costly.
  9. Jessica Davies. 32F. They are real, and they're spectacular.
  10. Hot damn that kid is fast, and not even just for his size!
  11. No love for Andy Kaufman?
  12. Lot of greats are dead, but Norm is the only one I legitimately miss.
  13. First, it's obviously a joke. But to your point, no. It's already named the USS Enterprise. Last I checked, we haven't had a President Enterprise.
  14. So much savings! And <4 hour assembly time!
  15. The paperclips cracked me up
  16. On the plus side, a lot more R voters are going to fall into that category
  17. Rodney Terry to Aggy so they can say they hired our coach?
  18. Oh. I didn’t realize it was 10x the cost of my best watch. I’m out of my element here. Carry on!
  19. Having the box and papers makes all the difference? Who gives a shit about having the box?
  20. Shark complaining to the manager about a hair in its food.
  21. Well, I now know I will never swim in a rooftop pool in an area with seismic activity.
  22. Wat?!? You don’t think she did all the engineering and whateverthefuckelse goes into launching a crypto?!? I am so unhappy with my investment that I based entirely off of her questionable, but likely good, blowjob skills
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