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Homercles

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  1. Feels strange to watch a game without constant interruption of Aaron Judge Watch
  2. Homercles

    NFL Week 3

    Working on Brady’s knee brace on the sideline like Short Circuit
  3. Got any turbo encabulators? Commercial grade ones are hard to find in good condition.
  4. Can’t blame the cops too much here, trains can be unpredictable
  5. I’d take the gun and shoot Boomer Sooner twice
  6. Day ain’t over yet -Curly
  7. Venables doppelgänger
  8. Martinez had a shit eating grin the whole time once he got past the 20 yard line
  9. Yes. Yes they should
  10. Every fan they show looks like they owe money to either mike the meth dealer or Jill the manager down at Golden Coral
  11. Holy hell what a pull by Martinez
  12. I’ve noticed that too. There’s always a black person over his shoulder. Visual version of ‘I’m not racist, I have a black friend but…’
  13. I’m going to waste a little bit of Internet to simply applaud Pancho’s gif game. The end.
  14. What…you don’t get a CAM for unloading pallets of wet wipes from Bagram?
  15. Maybe he was just a cashier at Walmart during Jade Helm
  16. Reid was a fantastic college quarterback if the objective of the game was to bounce pass the ball to your receivers.
  17. That little stretch their heading north always has me paying extra attention. It can lull you to sleep if all the lights are green and you’re doing 60. Plus the light before that at Amberglen lines up perfectly with the bigger 45/620 intersection ahead, can be hard at a distance to tell if you need to stop. That little stretch their heading north always has me paying extra attention. It can lull you to sleep if all the lights are green and you’re doing 60. Plus the light before that at Amberglen lines up perfectly with the bigger 45/620 intersection ahead, can be hard at a distance to tell if you need to stop.
  18. I feel the same way about Hunter ‘scandal’ as I do about Texas GOP railing against democrats causing power/tax/gun/etc issues here or Hillary Clinton…y’all motherfuckers have had years in total control of your respective governments to do something about it. If his life is all a big scandal that’s threatening our institutions under some genius coverup, then where has the massive public spectacle of investigations been? Makes me think of Louis CK famous bit about arguing with his youngest…”does it taste like a pork cookie motherfucker? Oh it tastes like figs, fucking interesting that!”
  19. I’ve always loved the book The Rainmaker (never seen the movie), given its first-person narrative from Rudy’s point of view and insight into the insurance industry…and generally more relaxed, humorous atmosphere from the other Grisham novels I’ve read. When he takes on the Black’s case, during discovery he gets his first giant ream of paperwork from the high powered defense team and his professor makes a poignant remark about the insurance company being able to afford a gaggle of lawyers to confuse and overwhelm the plaintiffs. It sure seems to help folks like Trump, Musk, etc.
  20. Jesus, my hatred for that ‘man’ and his grossness on Hannity is causing my meme memory to recall the classics from a decade ago…
  21. So as a non-lawyer, do we expect this to get bumped to the SC? What’s the likely next step?
  22. Eh, based on all the content lately I think Gundy was being asked every two hours and got tired of it. We have some big name OOC scheduled the next decade, why shuffle it all up when OU decided to leave. Much drama about nothing.
  23. See a short post, unsure exactly what to think, then see Twice acting smug. Result
  24. Did he show you how to use anal beads to cheat?
  25. You’d just be sitting there quietly like
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