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Guadaloopy

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  1. We have sucked shit through a straw since Paredes went down. His approach at the plate was a problem for opposing pitchers that had a cascading impact throughout the lineup. While his productivity has arguably been replaced, his value has not. No one has modified their approach to provide similar ABs to what Paredes was giving.
  2. You are unhinged.
  3. Nope... that is wholly fucked up. No defense for that at all.
  4. Well…You tried, Lance.
  5. Went to the game last night and had a great time. I have never booed an Astro player in person. It took everything in me not to boo Kimbrel.
  6. No one should commit seppuku after today’s result. First game of the season. Against the defending national champ who is still a consensus top 5 team. At their house. Pressure of first ever preseason #1 ranking. There was a serious headwind to fight against today and we lost by 7 with two failed red zone series. Sucks, but shit happens. Go win the rest of them.
  7. For today, we’re cooked. Season still wide open ahead of us.
  8. From the front tank in Plantersville, enjoying the morning bite before breakfast. FIGHT!
  9. Offseason is always darkest just before dawn.
  10. Big man go boom. So good to see.
  11. It’s really not. It just doesn’t have one team clearly outperforming the others. I did the numbers last week and it has the third best winning percentage of the six divisions. The Astros have missed a ton of opportunities to separate themselves, but they just haven’t been able to do it. But the division is not trash.
  12. My dad brought it back for me after a visit to Moscow in ‘06.
  13. I think his Texas character is developing well. And "cooked harder than a Billy Sims brisket" is a pretty good line.
  14. I'll be there Friday... hope they are still available in the store.
  15. Matt Campbell is in mid-season bitch-ass form.
  16. New Tommy Bahama fit for this season: Yes, I am an old. Yes, I am a fat. Yes, I like TB.
  17. This joy I feel about this win is tempered by the fact that I fucking hate Craig Kimbrel.
  18. I have only watched about a half dozen games in real time this year because I finally got tired of being held hostage to MLB's ridiculous regional broadcast rules.
  19. Throughout the golden age, we have consistently had our worst stretches in August. We're still in first place by 1.5 games on August 20th. Y'all white flag wavers can go ahead and jump off the train. I fully expect the end of the regular season to play out like this for us and Seattle:
  20. Well if you look at how those guys ended up, we did.
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