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Call

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Trailer Park Taco is very fitting for the OU sux locations.
  2. Who has the hookup for hookers and cocaine?
  3. For Bernard: Cop couldn't find his dick with two hands and a map.
  4. Never set foot inside the Woo itself, but a regular at the barbershop ‘91- ‘95.
  5. She’s gaslighting you; or you’re losing your damn mind.
  6. Tresspassing/Landscape Theft “Last night, someone trespassed in our front yard and cut several blooming rose bushes. If anyone has any information, or has experienced this recently, please respond. DNA evidence was left behind. Roses have thorns, dumb ass.” cops will definitely be working overtime to solve this case.
  7. Cpap user here. It was an absolute game changer for me. I’m going on 5 Years using it and have not slept a single night without. Mrs. Call as well as my hunting partners appreciate it as well.
  8. Prison. In Thailand. or in a pit in Derka’s basement
  9. I had a post last week from a woman offering to clean houses last week for $350 a day. No “extra” benefits offered.
  10. Class and dignity to the very end.
  11. Hobbies? Your mom. I like the Shit I did before kids.
  12. Great speech by Admiral Mcraven. I tell Mrs Call at least once a week to make the bed for the sense of accomplishment.
  13. ShaggyTx sucks at writing sternly worded notes.
  14. Looks like Blacklab’s account was renamed. Whomever Shaggytx is, they are a little bitch.
  15. “Somebody rang my doorbell and I don’t know who they were”. On March 15th, 17th and again this morning, 2 women wearing tops and skirts rang our doorbell. We have cameras and saw the footage of the women but recently installed the doorbell that gives us the ability to talk to whomever is at our door. This morning, two women and a young girl rang our doorbell and when I answered through the intercom, I asked how I could help them. The woman in the picture on the left said they were going around the neighborhood asking if anyone in the home speaks Farsi. I was shocked by the question and simply responded no. She then leaned over to the woman on her right but then quickly said that's all they wanted to know. I called our neighborhood patrol to let the officer know about the occurrence. The officer said he had not received any calls similar to mine. He was actually down the street and drove by my house and said he didn't see anybody that matched my description. He said they must have come in a car and left quickly. Has anyone else had a similar situation happened to them? Would really appreciate any information. Thank you.
  16. Old School/The Graduate: Frank takes the tranquilizer dart in the neck falling into the pool while Sound of Silence plays.
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