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smuggs

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  1. Wordle 536 3/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  2. New surly motto. Hang in there, Bruin.
  3. I appreciate that his steroid confession/apology is delivered shirtless.
  4. I can't wait to see which kind of plaid suit and sneaker ensemble they put him in. I hope he and Brady Quinn get on the same page with the lipstick shades so no one gets embarrassed.
  5. "Hey guys - while this relationship isn't a violation of company policy, and our ratings for GMA are through the roof right now because of it, I've decided we probably need to take these two morning show 'journalists' off the air." TV networks are so fucking stupid.
  6. Nice. I love the Spydie compression lock.
  7. You might want to proactively review any "eating of neighbors" verbiage in your HOA covenants.
  8. I don't think you're going to see Super Bowl-caliber output from Hernandez next season but suit him up if you must.
  9. Wordle 531 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  10. smuggs

    Kanye

    This is like Britney Spears with the shaved head going at the pap's car with an umbrella. Only with more Jew hatred. And less titties.
  11. Christ. Wordle 530 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. Little Mac took a hard shot, immediately recovered and delivered the goods there.
  13. 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard 2x2 cover formation.
  14. The idea of Margorie dropping moist, pungent ass-wind in a pair of thick cotton underwear has my upper lip sweating and not in a good way.
  15. I doubt he even realized he had left a round at the scene. He certainly didn't realize his gun already had a round in the chamber when he racked it in front of the girls, like a real tough guy does in the movies... Also the cops didn't question him about a gun when they originally interviewed him in 2017.
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