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smuggs

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  1. I believe we've got a former pageant competitor here:
  2. Both. Shitty photoshop is in the true spirit of the thread, the site and the entire internet, IMO.
  3. This got me.
  4. Y'all really want this guy trying to hit an enclosed box from 30+ yards out?
  5. Or they could simply mount a laser device that shoots vertically off the top of each goal post. Ball breaks the plane = no good.
  6. It’s that stretched-out piss belly from popping out 4 kids before 25. Thing looks like the Spalding Pro-Grip that’s been sitting out in the weather in the corner of my driveway for the last 4 months.
  7. Should totally bring it back for a game. Blow the goddamned doors off the place.
  8. "Beetleboobs..." "Beetleboobs..." "BEETLEBOOBS !!!"
  9. Book of Whoremon.
  10. Hook ‘em fuckin Horns!
  11. I believe the free E-Meter reading is administered anally in the penitentiary.
  12. I like how Karen Bear gave him a smack to think about before he left. ”Fuck you… I’m leaving, but fuck you.”
  13. Lol, they still haven't figured out how to get out of my taco. SAD!
  14. Fuckin A.
  15. Herb looks like an exquisite porcelain doll.
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