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smuggs

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  1. Sorry for partying carefully.
  2. I've always wanted to stress test the E-Meter with a green chile cheeseburger and a Coors.
  3. Wordle 656 X/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩
  4. Wordle 655 5/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  5. "Protect yourself at all times." It's rule #1.
  6. Wordle 654 3/6 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  7. Apple Jacks / Froot Loops in the Elite 8 is a Sophie's Choice moment for me.
  8. Botched #3. Wordle 650 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. Wordle 649 5/6 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  10. The girl in the pink tank top was hammering people like Double Dragon. And the dropping of green shorts was unnecessary. That dude was just living his best late night gas station life.
  11. The caged pitbull tweet is fucking awesome.
  12. If these really are his last 2 years before retirement I really wish he would get back in the fucking studio. The show is so damn stagnant with everyone working remote.
  13. Wordle 648 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. Wordle 647 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  15. My beer consumption increased exponentially in the 2nd half yesterday.
  16. That took 90 fucking minutes. Wordle 646 5/6 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. Wordle 643 2/6 🟨🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. Was it fucking a dead body?
  19. This might be an entry for the wives thread. I've got Nitto RG 35's on my Gladiator and they perform flawlessly on wet pavement. I live in Lake Charles... Louisiana road conditions + lots of rain = basically like driving around Equatorial Guinea. and @Gladeite no offense to the wife just being a smartass.
  20. Wordle 642 6/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. Teacher needs to see me after school.
  22. Wordle 641 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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