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smuggs

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  1. Ok I can work with this.
  2. "Emotional Runaway Brisket" probably needs to be fleshed-out with some lyrics.
  3. I thought they were a football team from Minneapolis.
  4. There are 304 uses of the word "like" in that transcript. Mind-numbing for even Jeff Spicoli to read...
  5. smuggs

    First 2 hours of MTV

    We didn’t get cable in hour house until 1989 so besides consuming hours of MTV while staying at friends houses, my main source of music videos throughout the 80’s was via Friday Night Videos.
  6. I smell an OnlyFans page in the oven. "My Fucking Pillow".
  7. Brick Veneperry is fucking incredible.
  8. smuggs

    First 2 hours of MTV

    Liquid Television FTW.
  9. Can Vinny Testaverde pass a physical?
  10. After more than 30 years in the workforce I can state this as fact, with confidence: People of all races treat the office shitter differently than the shitter in their own home.
  11. Folks that are hauling junked/scrapped vehicles down the interstate (to Mexico I guess?) in 100% laughably dangerous Beverly Hillbillies caravans. I live on I-10 and I see them daily. Toyota 4Runners pulling 3-4 junked Toyota Tacomas that are daisy chained ass-to-mouth rolling down I-10. Yesterday between Baton Rouge and Lake Charles there was a 20ft box truck that was in a serious bind, towing a rollback truck with an old Silverado strapped on the deck, with a fucking Sea-Doo strapped down and half hanging out of the bed of the Silverado. How is this legal? It was a Final Destination scene waiting to happen.
  12. Whatever setup you decide, include a set of TRX straps and an anchor. 50+ exercises using only leverage and your own body weight.
  13. Pos rep for "Kodak FunSaver".
  14. Counterpoint: You'll get more frequent table visits from Wilhelmina, Queen of Beer Wenches.
  15. We’re putting sack on OU’s face, second year in a row. Fuck those taints.
  16. This same defensive scheme was employed by Meth Golfer.
  17. I often have this exchange with myself while looking in the mirror on game days.
  18. Take me down to the Carl’s Jr. quickly Where the titties are large and the burgers are aplenty!
  19. This is like the APD Booking thread only with Laker Girls.
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