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irishtexan

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  1. I gotta admit… I thought RC and Jackie were dead. They’re 79 and 80 respectively. It’s big fun that their two best coaches of the last 40 (maybe 70?) years are now octogenarians and are taking big shits on all of their coaching hires. Chef’s kiss. A+.
  2. Fatty fatty two-by-four. Can't get through the kitchen door. Jesus. What a fucking lard-ass.
  3. Asking "why does God hate us" is very on-brand because it deflects all responsibility for their current situation to forces outside of their control, when the reason they suck is only because of their own dumbfuckery. I find it hilarious that the church-going family values Aggy God has chosen to anoint the team in blasphemous morally-bankrupt librul Austin instead of the righteous team from College Station! Why hast thou forsaken us, red-ass Jesus? We hump it in honor you every Saturday yet you do not reward us! Keep blaming everyone but yourself, Aggy.
  4. I’ll take the split with bama on Hampton/Moore.
  5. Not trying to make light of the situation, but if no one is talking to you, then it's not like you have a lot of shit you need to do for them. Seems like a good time to go fishing and drink too many beers.
  6. Still waiting on Wingo confirmation from someone other than his dad on twitter.
  7. Ignoring the red flags, culture fit, flakiness, and potential to piss in the pool that is locker-room culture, how much fun would it be to see Stewart catch 2 TDs and return another one in the first quarter at Kyle Field. You'd fucking love it. Admit it. Just fucking admit it I thought Saban was done too. Then he ripped off 10 wins in a row with a QB that looked like shit, figured out how to maximize that QB's natural abilities, defeated the two-time defending national champs and are in the college football playoffs. The Death Knell of Saban was premature.
  8. I don't give a fuck how any of these guys perform as NFL players.
  9. So the system he developed is good? But he's ass. Got it...
  10. Dirty 6th = Bourbon Street. It's stupid and filthy and full of the worst tourists. No local over the age of 25 would go to either of them. But they serve their purpose because I know where not to go. That being said, I'm not in fear for my safety if/when I'm forced to go to 6th. I just find the whole experience to be pretty detestable. And that area will never improve as long as the homeless shelter is located next to the entertainment district.
  11. Florida is a better job than old miss. But is it so much of a better job he’d be willing to go through a rebuild when he could compete to make the playoffs every year at old miss? I guess money and the potential to actually win the whole damn thing could be the deciding factors. Doubt you could win a NC at ole miss. You can at Florida.
  12. Ummmmmmm. Texas didn't have a black football player until 1970. We didn't have a black football player until AFTER the Beatles broke up. Did our championships in 63 and 69 not count? I don't think we have any room to look down on anyone about national championships won with white cornerbacks.
  13. I blame @closetojumping for starting a fanfic thread. You knew how this was gonna go, and you did it anyway.
  14. How much do you reckon aggy will pay Walter Nolen per snap next year? I'm gonna go with $25,000.
  15. The only person I've ever noticed be egregiously anti-Texas is Tim Brando. Fuck that guy. I think Dvorcek's actually pretty good. But who gives a fuck. Bring on the hate. Let it flow through you. I want that smoke.
  16. We already have one corch on the field coming into the program in Parker Livingstone. Not sure we have space for a second. Who will be the corch?
  17. I mean, they have a head coach. ERob has a new job. Why is ERob still there? Why isn't Elko head corching the fightin' texum aggies? None of this makes any sense and it's all fucking hilarious.
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