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GoPokes83

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  1. Britney’s been taking some form of dance lessons non stop since she was about 4 and this is the best she can do?
  2. Non lethal rounds, and that female cop was worthless and in the way
  3. GoPokes83

    Getting old sucks

    2-3 exchange students from the Home Depot parking lot. It would’ve taken me a week to dig all that
  4. Kinda miss the days when a good set of bolt on’s were pretty much standard equipment for female newscasters.
  5. much more reliable than trying to remember which string to pull
  6. I’m from the generation that growing up if you ordered something from television or a catalogue there was a standard notice to allow six to eight weeks for delivery. I ordered some lightning cables on Amazon from who knows where at 12:30 this afternoon and I’ll have them at my house in BFE Texas by 10 tomorrow morning. Zero clue how that’s possible.
  7. Those have to be vegans. Anyone who’s ever fried bacon knows this isn’t a good idea.
  8. Seeing hair plug services on TV commercials. If you have a receding hairline and go to one of these places and get some plugs to fill in the balding spots won’t your hairline just continue receding from the plug line back? Is this a never ending game of catch up so you don’t have weird balding spots going farther back along your head?
  9. The thought of scanning those 6 $1.98 large avocados as the small 49 cent ones has crossed my mind. Damn scruples
  10. There’s not 5” of penis involved in that accident.
  11. Wilber force has a 17% graduation rate. Those diploma’s are rare!’
  12. Shhhhiiiiiiiiiiiii… I may chip in just to see the pictures he posts riding it!
  13. Having never seen this is perfectly acceptable as long as you graduated HS within the last year.
  14. Not really that great for me. Other than the car chase I always thought it was slow.
  15. Gat Damn correct!!! I’ve been to every corner and down every backroad of Oklahoma 4 times and that accent can be found nowhere but on Reba McIntyre when she’s going full corn porn on some damn show! She turns that bullshit off and on depending on where she is! Bitch makes me feel like Poppie after Elaine riles him up and he has to sit on Jerry’s couch!
  16. Little tight on the belly and loose in the crotch.
  17. Why’d she run away? Stick around and keep kicking him in the nuts every time he tries to get up.
  18. Once made up a big batch and put it in a styrofoam cooler as a punch bowl. In an hour it was seeping through the styrofoam. Still drank it.
  19. Only so much downplaying you can do with Kate French…
  20. Braggart.
  21. And I thought you people just said Welcome to Wal Mart and checked receipts from the really tan customers! Kudos my man!
  22. Painting by Bob Ross sells for 9.8 million. https://modernartifact.com/products/bob-ross-signed-on-air-original-painting-from-season-1-episode-1-of-the-joy-of-painting-1
  23. Sen. Sinema has entered the chat
  24. Think I posted here awhile back that many of my 10 year old daughter’s friends started having their periods and I knew the countdown had begun, so I stashed period panties inconspicuously in all our vehicles, and even a pair in the boat. Well she’s 11 now and guess what happened in the mall last Saturday? My smug ass was in full hero mode and I said “I’ll be right back, I’m on this!” Run out to my wife’s car lift up the little cubby cover in the back over the spare tire and no panties! Turns out my wife saw them in there and thought the kid had left them in there and had actually gotten on to her about leaving her stuff everywhere. They were in a ziplock, in a cubby we never access and had period panties written on the bag in sharpie!! Anyhoo, trip cut short. And this is another holy shit dad moment for me.
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