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GoPokes83

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  1. Even consensual phone sex with a woman who makes her money public speaking about sexual harassment is an incredibly dumb move. In what universe is she not going to go to her go to when things eventually so south? Even consensual phone sex with a woman who makes her money public speaking about sexual harassment is an incredibly dumb move. In what universe is she not going to go to her go to when things eventually so south?
  2. Needs more Bro. Needs more Bro.
  3. Charlie Robison hits way harder than Jimmy Buffett.
  4. Pffft…
  5. Thank God nuclear bombs weren’t constructed from wood.
  6. Chiropractor? Lotta $$ in insurance fraud apparently.
  7. Why’s the Oh Baby in English?
  8. Someone should have cut that tree down long before it completely blocked that door.
  9. Aside from the man hands issue, who was the least attractive woman Jerry dated?
  10. https://x.com/boardgeniuses/status/1690082811930136577?s=46&t=p9_SFkdGqCRENFIEMD-arg
  11. GoPokes83

    Pistol Pete

    I’ve asked this before on fb but just got yelled at by some knee jerk reactionaries that assume asking a question is somehow criticizing…. What’s up with the Ariat on Pete’s costume? Is it some type of NIL or fundraising for charity deal? I can’t think of another mascot with sponsorship or advertising on it other than ones with replica team jerseys that may have a small makers logo on it.
  12. Sucks to hear about Jimmy Buffett, but we can all find some solace in the hopes that this puts an end to any future gatherings of Parrotheads.
  13. I was pulled over for having one of two license plate lights out. Plate was still lit up by the other.
  14. 100% chance this woman is terrible in bed.
  15. Dilemma. I just finished making 4 pounds of taco meat when I saw the Fed Ex guy pull up outside. Went out to take the package from him and when I walked back into the kitchen my wife’s cat had its face buried in the pot eating away. My wife and daughter are at a meeting and will be home in a few minutes and they’d freak completely out and refuse to touch a bite of the meat if they knew what happened. I already know what I’m going to do, the dilemma is on a scale of 1 to 10, ten being the worst, just how bad should I feel?
  16. I wonder what the traffic citations were? Seems stupid but not that dangerous if he’s done it right.
  17. Where TF do you work?
  18. When it’s hotter than a monkey’s nuts in Africa and your mom busts out the warm bologna and cheese sandwiches and potato salad that’s been in the back of that station wagon sitting in the sun for 3 hours. Been there.
  19. Someone should tell him that low fat beef is a known contributor to low T.
  20. Checking the darkness of window tint has been an excuse for cops to pull someone over for years now.
  21. Not big on mainstream Country music, but I hear it occasionally. Why and how does every male singer have the exact same accent when singing when they come from all different areas of the country? And it’s an accent they seem to lose when speaking normally in an interview.
  22. What’ll happen to the SJ location?
  23. Wild roundhouse’s meets some guy’s who’ve seen the inside of an MMA gym in there.
  24. GoPokes83

    Getting old sucks

    Yeah, you may just wanna pack it in.
  25. My parents used to buy this stuff called Cragmont way back in the day. It must have been a few cents a can because they’d buy cases of it when we’d go camping back in the 60’s early 70’s. Seems like they had 30 flavors. Grape and Black Cherry were my go to’s.
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