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Lhorn

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  1. Man, watch how fast he walks this back.
  2. I gotta say, I like this style of joke. Just simple, ham fisted setup and punch, put together with a picture that was probably originally used in a pamphlet for marriage counseling.
  3. Not to victim blame, and you certain never expect THAT to happen, but I think you gotta have your head on a swivel around a person carrying an axe in a convenience store. Ditto machete or baseball bat. Those people survive?
  4. Hahahaha
  5. Holy shit!!!!
  6. Lhorn

    Fat People

    First of all, no one is “upset.” They are pointing out that it’s a ridiculous looking photo and the premise is ridiculous. The ad is saying “this person is obese, but she’s also a “next level” athlete.” She’s not. If you want to send a real world inspiring message to obese people, show them walking up hills, not doing an activity that looks cool but at her weight is almost certainly doing more harm than good. I say this as a guy who’s had cervical spine surgery in my mid 40s and if anything have been underweight most my life.
  7. Lhorn

    Fat People

    “Healthy fat”. If you can do a headstand, you’ll be fine.
  8. Lhorn

    Fat People

    There is an alternative…..
  9. I celebrate her entire body of work.
  10. Lhorn

    Fat People

    Locally sourced and sustainably raised? If not, I’m out.
  11. Lhorn

    Fat People

    What is that graph showing?
  12. Lhorn

    Fat People

    I defy you to find quality micro greens in Houston’s 5th ward.
  13. No foolin’?
  14. For those of us out of the loop, what happened on the NY trip?
  15. They just assumed
  16. It’s just a stupid meme, but if that’s his Jeep, isn’t that at least Korean War era or older? (I don’t know my Jeeps).
  17. His mom would be completely justified.
  18. Lhorn

    Fat People

    I was gonna blame the Mexicans but Texas and California both have a lot and Texas is far more obese than California. Maybe it’s CFS?
  19. People just drive around with chambered rounds in their rifles? Is this his dog? If so, I’d check to see if he took out any insurance policies recently.
  20. As chaotic as that looks imagine if all of those people had to be in 20 foot long vehicles in groups of 1 or 2. I guess it works for them. They should make crew cab scooters that comfortably seat a family.
  21. Thanks. That makes sense.
  22. Maybe their sewer system is different than ours such that it’s preferable to have a can of stinky, poopy toilet paper sitting there all day stinking up the restroom. My proposed solution is this…hear me out…. Instead of cutting down millions of trees to make TP, we instead “recycle” poop, harnessing the technology that turns apples into Fruit Rollups, and make toilet tissues from human waste. Through chemical processing it can be made sterile and eliminate the smell. It really kills three birds with one stone (trees, what to do with left over poop, and because you’re wiping poop with poop, it can all be flushed). (Don’t try to steal my idea. I’m already working on a patent application.)
  23. I’m confused. Is she not Asian but identifies as Asian or is “identifies as” the new way to say “is.”
  24. I guess because they are in the playoffs? Otherwise strikes me as slow news day. If the allegation (often the most sensational version of the event) is a push then that could mean a lot of things including him trying to get away from her. Often the allegation (of non NFL guys) is “he picked me up and threw me across the room!” And the reality is a hard shove.
  25. I’m hearing on here is that there might be a huge untapped market for a crew cab El Camino variant of a Prius……
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