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Lhorn

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  1. Wow. That’s a pretty big one. RIP to a pioneer.
  2. Pool noodle? I was thinking patio furniture cushions.
  3. Woof. I hope that’s SLJ in a wig because if it isn’t…
  4. How was the “massage?”
  5. Same. Don’t give a shit. Feel zero desire for internet comeuppance.
  6. “Yo man, you wanna turn your music down a bit. It’s kinda loud. Preciate it.” -words that man has never heard spoken.
  7. Lhorn

    D'onta Foreman

    Amazing comeback story. Despite winning the Doak, I’d contend that he was under appreciated nationally during his final season at Texas. It was the 3-5 yard runs that made him great. On a team with little offensive talent and a poor OL he rarely got caught in the back field or for negligible yards. Always found a way to get yards where none existed.
  8. Man that wrote up by Tarp is brutal if you are an aggy. The two things that gave them hope after a 5 win season were: 1. Expectation for a “big dog” OC hire that would take control of the offense and 2. Restocking talent quickly through the portal. Now they ain’t got shit to hope for. Just blind faith that minus some of their young talent that left, they are essentially going to do the same thing next year and somehow it’ll work better. I look forward to the civil war between the realists and the sunshine pumpers when the new, underwhelming OC is announced.
  9. She’s right in my wheelhouse. Smoking hot brunettes who can’t cook for shit.
  10. Uh, that’s not how you spell “knights.” Former school checks out.
  11. Ho Lee shit. That was straight up regarded. Fucking Lol. So much fail. Girl in thigh high water didn’t look like she wanted to saved at all.
  12. Holy shit. From the distance he was from the snow, didn’t look like he’d be in jeopardy but that shit just kept going.
  13. Let us know how it goes. I happen to have an acorn squash in the fridge with no specific plans.
  14. You are retarded but that’d be a great idea too.
  15. What kind of morons would give a guy a 10 contract worth 95 million? You’d have to be regard….. oh yeah…
  16. Embarrassment of riches.
  17. Lol. My dad would slap me in the head if I asked him to stand in that picture like a dork while I’m sitting on a golden throne.
  18. amazing. He says that without a hint of irony.
  19. Gerry and Bobby need to invest in worse cameras.
  20. Noice!
  21. Special talent. I said when VY left that I felt sad, because we may never see a talent like that anytime soon at Texas and I get the same feeling with Bijan. Other worldly vision and agility that other great running backs can't touch. I don't think it's hyperbole to say that as good of a player as he is, he might be a better kid and face/representative of the program and University. So proud to call him a Longhorn for life. Stay healthy, break ankles, get paid, be happy #5. Hook'em. NFL is gonna lose their shit when they see what he can do.
  22. Pretty storybook start to his career. Hook ‘em
  23. Those two are not mutually exclusive
  24. [fingers crossed] please be Tim Beck…..
  25. There was a commercial for a jewelry store, Jared I think, that ran on/off for a couple of years. A young couple was sitting together and she described health problems that she had to the point that she wasn’t able to walk. The point was that he was so dedicated to her and he helped get better again. - so why did she get the jewelry and not him? I watch a lot of free streaming stuff of Pluto and Xumo. Sweater god, 2 of every 3 commercials they run is for shingles. Always some naked person’s back and they are hunched over or arching their back as if in pain. Fuck off shingles vaccine manufacturers. Shingles sucks. We get it.
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