Everything posted by Clackles
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triptic painting's
The second and third are amazing. Almost worth buying the set and hanging them in my living room just to fuck with my wife.
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Your childhood dream job vs your currrent career? Any ragerts
I wanted to work in a bicycle shop. Probably best that’s not how things ended up.
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_ GONE _
I’ll take odds that your roof starts leaking unexpectedly in the next couple of months.
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Houstonian Club Resident Membership for Sale
I’d be willing to chip in a bit to have Doomlet scrawling odes to poop on the “exclusive” amenities of the Houstonian.
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Short Film Kickstarter
I’m gathering from the trailer that Joshua “fixes the cable”?
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Gather 'round, young surls, for the retelling of a classic Christmas story
While the OG source is well known, I do think OP needs to pay appropriate homage to wide-e-wide.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Houston?
It’s a league game, Smokey.
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Grandkids killing you
Thread title brought to mind Vito Corleone’s death, with that murderous grandson dragging him around the orchard till he croaked, then giggling as he ran off and abandoned his lifeless body.
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Spiders and other bugs
Can we put an asterisk beside the creatures that can kill me in this thread? As of right now, I assume all of them want me dead.
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Finally something we can all agree on. Heinz doing God's work.
That’s fucking awesome. I now have my answer anytime some dipshit asks me about my New Years resolution.
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Best uses of music in TV shows
http://youtu.be/h4Zdp8PE6Dk Decades on surly and the sites that birthed it, and I still don’t know how to internet.
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Halloween bullshit
#eagerlyawaitingpicturesofilluminateddemonicglow
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Gary Patterson is a huge fat sweaty gaping pussy
That’s the dumbest god damn shit I’ve ever seen.
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I pledge to post more pictures of this STEAK
This is outstanding. Please provide detailed instructions. Tell us nice and slow-like.
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2021 Hurricane & Cyclone Thread
I think the potential for severe weather is already over for Houston. Just some wind in Montrose, now calm, power still on so far.
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Houston Nostalgia Picture Thread
Roost? It’s been around almost 10y.
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Legal Help: Anyone in Texas get hit with an ADA violation lawsuit from a Florida lawyer?
Recent podcast on the topic that I thought was interesting. But also, sorry you are having to deal with this. https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/08/podcasts/the-daily/americans-with-disabilities-act-sunday-read.html
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Houston?
On the bright side, I don’t think you see “both were shot in the face” and “both were treated and released” in the same article very often.
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Tell me about New York City
Tell your friends they can go fuck themselves for me.
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Put in the big hole and gouge on it (truck driver check in)
These pun tropes are really getting old, spice it up a little bit.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Houston?
There’s some irony in the guy complaining about the exploding crime in Houston in a thread about a nonsensical brutal assault also threatening to choke someone out internet tough guy style.
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Child Tax Credit
If I had any computer skills, I’d make a .gif showing one of those scenes from the Vietnam war with dense, green jungle that then explodes in a carpet-bomb of napalm, followed by the words “SLORCH’D”. But I have no such skills.
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The Boat Fanatic Thread
As a skier, I’ve always preferred sunrises.
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Surly poster whose daily life you’d most want to see on a reality show
I think I’d get great entertainment out of watching @hullabelew navigating the whims of his hard-of-hearing wife.
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Mind pitching in?
Having seen some of your posting history, I don’t think this is going to go very well for you.