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Clackles

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  1. These pun tropes are really getting old, spice it up a little bit.
  2. There’s some irony in the guy complaining about the exploding crime in Houston in a thread about a nonsensical brutal assault also threatening to choke someone out internet tough guy style.
  3. If I had any computer skills, I’d make a .gif showing one of those scenes from the Vietnam war with dense, green jungle that then explodes in a carpet-bomb of napalm, followed by the words “SLORCH’D”. But I have no such skills.
  4. As a skier, I’ve always preferred sunrises.
  5. I think I’d get great entertainment out of watching @hullabelew navigating the whims of his hard-of-hearing wife.
  6. Having seen some of your posting history, I don’t think this is going to go very well for you.
  7. I’m sure he’d rather have the broken leg back.
  8. Today I learned that New York and Beijing are on the exact same latitude. Seems interesting that that exact latitude is also the border of possible landing.
  9. Sold. Might have well come straight from The Lancet.
  10. Holy shit. That’s 1020 calories, 2358mg sodium, and 82g carbohydrates for you. 740 calories, 1082mg sodium, 79g carbohydrates for her. To start the day. Every morning.
  11. This. Jesus I’m stingy when sober.
  12. I wish you would raise your standards and stop going for the low-hanging fruit.
  13. There’s never been a more “username checks out” post than that. Incredible. Bernard
  14. What lake are you on? We’d probably be carving from shore to shore on my stretch of LBJ with that line. Sounds like a lot of fun though.
  15. Ohh yeah you will. You’ll get billed half an hour just for the PM reply on this site.
  16. Whatthefuck.gif Next you’ll tell us the yearly brake jobs cost $8k.
  17. And there it is. Playin’ the long game. Impressive.
  18. I first read chewy panties. You should get Mrs. Brat some chewy panties.
  19. I check back in on this thread regularly to make sure this perfect response is getting the rep it deserves.
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