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Prepuce of Doom

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Prepuce of Doom last won the day on November 15 2020

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  1. I made it my New Year's resolution one year to send back every single postage paid postcard or envelope that I received via unsolicited marketing efforts (never with my own information, of course.) Some envelopes contained boogers, belly button lint, and/or pubes; others contained crude notes, some were empty, and many contained fragments/shreddings of each other's return materials. It was gratifying in a delightfully petty way for a while, and then it eventually got pretty tedious. I think that I made it to around October before abandoning the project.
  2. Well, like the gorilla, Tyson also knows how to use his teeth...
  3. I think the only way the men win is if they are committed to taking one for the team and literally all pile on top of the gorilla to smother it to death.
  4. Why would he use my garage code?
  5. I would prefer if the warty gourds currently rotting in my back yard were in charge of the free world.
  6. Meat Clown.
  7. I also see lots beauticians and various wellness spas, not coincidentally also in the bullshit industry.
  8. Your bartender is dumb.
  9. I'm reminded of him every time I jerk off at the movies.
  10. The smoothbrains who need a photo need it to post and gloat about on social media.
  11. I don't disagree with your general point, but Jordan's shot was a game- (and championship) winning shot from one of the best games of all time, and LeBron's was just a routine jumper that happened to break the all-time scoring record. I'm sure plenty of shitheads would have had their phones out if such a thing was possible in 1998, but the circumstances of each picture are quite different.
  12. What's the deal with the patch that looks like a flag?
  13. And that monkey's name? Kevin.
  14. The biggest twist so far for me is that Harry wasn't on speakerphone with Richie Stevenson holding a gun to his (or his daughter's) head during the whole celebratory "he bought it" business.
  15. These pictures have pretty strong La Cienega, Robertson, Pico-ish vibes. How close am I?
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