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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. The same general concept applies to urinating onto a baking sheet and then freezing it. The thinner the resulting pisscicle, the more doors it can fit under (but the less time you have to get from freezer to victim...). My brother once did this to the office of a hated professor.
  2. Wordle 1,194 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 975 8️⃣9️⃣ 7️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  3. Add "The Botoxed Scrotums" to YGIFS's list of potential band names.
  4. Wordle 1,193 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 974 3️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  5. I would also appreciate a little bit of additional background (even just a link) in some of your posts (and posts from others, too) when it's not too much trouble.
  6. Wordle 1,192 5/6 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 973 6️⃣3️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  7. This is a natural outcome of being jostled and shaken during transit. Caramel corn is heavier than cheese corn.
  8. Prepuce of Doom

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  9. Every so often, rainbow sherbet really hits the spot.
  10. It was enjoyable watching Ty Gibbs slowly suffocate in real time.
  11. Wordle 1,191 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 972 8️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  12. Wordle 1,190 4/6 🟩⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 971 7️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. Cards Against Humanity is suing Elmo. https://blockclubchicago.org/2024/09/20/cards-against-humanity-suing-elon-musks-spacex-over-land-it-bought-to-block-trumps-wall/
  14. Wordle 1,189 3/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 970 5️⃣9️⃣ 8️⃣🟥 m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
  15. It wasn't. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Bull_Racing_Team#:~:text=Red Bull Racing Team%2C also known as,Bull founders Dietrich Mateschitz and Chaleo Yoovidhya.
  16. I'm not a player - I just fuck a lot.
  17. Hobson's Choice is when there is essentially only one choice truly available ("take it or leave it"). Superhero gave us a false dilemma, where there are other options besides the ones presented.
  18. I don't know whether I could look it up even if I wanted to, but I am pretty sure I have picked him in past years. Might dust that one off for next season if he's still on the board then...
  19. Wordle 1,188 4/6 🟨⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 969 9️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. This guy looks like a thumb.
  21. Go to a store and talk to a salesperson. Leave and go to another if that one fucks you around, and tell the person at the second store that you were hoping for better service than at the first store.
  22. Wordle 1,187 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 968 3️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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