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EE2B

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  1. My mom will text the same question to my wife and I individually. It’s like holy shit we live in the same house, do you not think we talk?
  2. The crab legs and the bitch in the back? Nope.gif
  3. You will take your four and a half ban and you will like it
  4. It all comes down to pussy. They have it and we want it.
  5. I misspoke when I said two bounce houses. What she actually rented was one bounce house and one obstacle course that is about 80’ long. My wife never realized that they charged taxes and setup fees. We have officially jumped the shark.
  6. Jesus Christ so much ^^^ this. My five year olds birthday is next Saturday. She spent almost $700 on TWO bounce houses. I’m scared to even ask what the rest of this shit is costing.
  7. Not sure how it works there, but in my experience the IC was the shift superintendent if the plant manager or deputy plant manager were not on site. When the shift superintendent left the control room, the IC role fell to the control room supervisor.
  8. That is the master at work. A ribeye straight out of the fridge and a can of cold bud light.
  9. You knew when she told you that it was a lie. It takes longer than that to fight the dumbasses on Richmond. I don’t even ask my wife anymore.
  10. Were they calling it a “sawzall” and you thought you heard saw saw?
  11. Here’s the link: https://abc13.com/shelter-in-place-issued-for-personnel-around-itc-facility/5209552/ It is due to elevated levels of benzene (VOC’s) at the ITC terminal.
  12. We will require pics of your daughter in order to be able to adequately assess your question. /surly
  13. I’d like to put my APU in some trim with a nice set of RATs.
  14. EE2B

    Shit My Kid Says

    When my two year old says “pacie”, it sounds like pussy. Tonight she told my wife:”I want pacie”. I chimed in with “Me too” and got the look. Needless to say I’ll be on sick baby duty all alone.
  15. Busting a Snapple bottle on someone’s car who had the nerve to blow their horn at me while I was crossing the street. He jumped out of his car, but I flexed on him and he hauled ass!
  16. That’s a solid humble brag if that’s your pic.
  17. Someone forget to log out of their sock account?
  18. There probably hasn’t been much trim at all in that car.
  19. My kids love Great Wolf Lodge.
  20. This shit is hilarious. https://mobile.twitter.com/DanielTran_/status/1106460621455937536
  21. Digging for diamonds in July? lol are you punishing your kids for something?
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