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EE2B

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  1. This right here. I just got my fourth email that I need to do my expense report. Ain’t nobody got time for this shit.
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    Shit My Kid Says

    I got home from a work trip about 8pm Thursday night. My 5 year old meets me in the bedroom to give me a hug and then informs me that I have to sleep in the guest bedroom because she is sleeping in the bed with mommy (again). Somehow we all ended up in our bed and the five year old slept right up on my head and back (as usual).
  3. He reproduces like a bunny, so it’s only fitting.
  4. No, no, no... That’s not how this works. Photoshop help cannot be obtained through “PMs”. It has to be in the thread for all of us to get amusement from.
  5. Does it come with a purple drank holder? What size swangas can I throw on it?
  6. Where are the tortillas?
  7. We’ve done both and typically end up in savannah as well for a night or two. My wife still talks about the sea turtle rescue on Jekyll Island.
  8. Nothing posted on Caring Bridge since February 18th.
  9. I had to make a quick trip to northern Arkansas to check out some new equipment before it shipped. Stopped off at Skyline Cafe in Mena for breffis. It did not disappoint. Corned beef hash, two eggs, hash browns and a biscuit w/gravy. Damn it was good.
  10. He enjoyed it that much?
  11. EE2B

    Steak

    If you don’t want steak, use it at Oceanaire. It was excellent the last time I ate there.
  12. He said wife, not that it was a woman.
  13. “The company issued a refund for the tainted food.” lulz
  14. Two guys I work with had to go to Charleston for a conference. I tried to convince them to travel the .5 mile from their hotel to Lewis BBQ. They did not listen. /soniamdissapoint.jpg
  15. This looks like it: https://www.southernmarsh.com/products/the-marshall-quilted-vest?variant=5799402305&utm_content=vest&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=gshp_owear&utm_term=&gclid=Cj0KCQiAzKnjBRDPARIsAKxfTRAmctXcCdGBwbLfDSTXbFuQjlOmQKoufKtD7Oy8jicJXtzC5-YV-2UaAhR6EALw_wcB
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    Shit My Kid Says

    Not my kid, but Saturday morning I was waiting to get my haircut and another dad told his son to sit down and be still or he would box him like they were doing on tv. The little boy fires back “I’ll just hit you in your nuts”. I tried to hold back my laughter, but didn’t succeed. I started to ask him what his Surly user name is.
  17. Someone in our office sent out a shitty email about the condition of the new microwave and people using forks to push the buttons. He got really pissed when we wrote all over it with a sharpie and put big holes in the plastic film. He did not learn anything because he still sends out shitty emails over things he doesn’t fully understand.
  18. Based on the Andy Griffith Show thread, I started watching the series on Netflix. My five year old sees this and asks: Why is this in gray?
  19. That’s three kids for Gary. He had two at the end of the season really close together
  20. The ones that drove me crazy would be when we would turn out of the entrance of the neighborhood and she would scream “I need to pee!” One time I told her I was putting her back in diapers because she couldn’t go two miles without needing to pee.
  21. Her: I’d like to know where he gets his cotton from. Does he grown his own sheep? Me: [emoji23] [emoji38]
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