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Napoleon

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  1. I just looked it up: ”Los Angeles, CA” to Oklahoma City = 1,328* miles Paris, France to Minsk, Belarus = 1,338 miles *Santa Monica, which is the closest beach to downtown LA, is 15 miles west on the 10 (I-10), so the OKC location to what should be the kayaking is 1,343 miles.
  2. LeBron James: 39 years 6 months old Steph Curry: 36 years 4.5 months old Kevin Durant: 35 years 10+ months old
  3. Napoleon

    USMNT 2024

    I was hoping that Tanner would go to Florence. I am kind of over Weston McKinnie. I am ready for him to make a big money transfer to the MLS and then turn into a blob that doesn’t make the final 2026 squad.
  4. Some of these fucked up girls are gonna be pretty hot. You’re missing out on hours of disturbed fantasies if you don’t watch the Paralympic Games.
  5. This method works like a charm with Spanish broadcasts. My flatmate and I would leave the TV on soccer on Saturdays & Sundays in Buenos Aires, but at a low volume, then go about our days: Time spent on the computer, doing laundry, making shit in the kitchen. Then you hear a constant note 🎵 lasting for 10+ seconds. Like a horn in the Alps. This is a call to the TV to watch 8 different replays of the goal that was just scored, before leaving the room to pick up where you left off
  6. Napoleon

    Euro 2024

    The Scots know their heroes.
  7. Okay, now I understand. I thought that I heard someone saw that “artistic rimming was coming up”. I felt that I should at least stick around to see what the fuss was all about.
  8. Emma Hayes is going to coach both teams after they double her salary, because she is (at least) twice the manager that Gregg is.
  9. Canadian girl got all of that bar, but it didn’t come down.
  10. Go team!! 👏👏👏👏
  11. I have found that NBC frequently has used filters for live broadcasts during the Olympics. You will notice that athletes’ skin is a matte, but their uniforms will be crisp and clear. That has given a softer, more flawless look that what the athletes’ skin really looks like, but it doesn’t affect bone structure, hair care… But the filter does give them a 5% to 10% boost right at the end, and I’m okay with that. EDIT: Just turned on the women’s pole vault and the first woman I watched (Frenchie before the commercial) 100% had the skin filter working on her.
  12. https://www.cnn.com/2024/08/07/sport/romanian-prime-minister-gymnasts-olympics-spt/index.html She got fucked.
  13. It is so bad that it looks like he has accepted a dare from one of his roommates that he will wear the same cheap rug for the entire Olympics without acknowledging it. Also… Olympic basketball (or maybe just USA games) are extremely boring to watch. This is especially true during the night broadcast when they are showing highlights filled with excitement and they show a chunk of the 3rd quarter and you’re thinking- “Thomas won her gold medal in the 200m in less time than this one possession that ended in a missed shot. 😴”
  14. Napoleon

    USMNT 2024

    Ream sucked early on because they always played him at Left Back even though he had already started playing CB in England by around the age of 26. Fuck our coaches since Klinsmann was fired.
  15. 17 year-old Romanian girl absolutely got screwed out of the bronze🥉, or maybe even the silver🥈. A mystery 0.10 deduction on top of an inexplicably low score. You would think that the Cold War was still on. Totally got screwed.
  16. My mom basically wears moo moos exclusively, unless she's attending a Christmas event or a funeral. That said, she's in her upper 80s and doesn't have any zip up moo moos or ones with her college logo on them. This is bordering on this territory.
  17. Vamos mother fucking Lanús!! That was the team I followed in ARG, but I never got to a game at their stadium. They have sent more than a handful of players to the MLS and I think that Portland had 2 around the time they were really strong in the 2015-2017-ish era.
  18. “Hot” Paula is looking more and more like “Down” Paula. Her face is getting rounder and her eyes seem to be moving closer together. Her body & outfits can be nice in some tournaments, but I can’t put the idea out of my mind that she’s secretly lugging a third chromosome.
  19. Napoleon

    USMNT 2024

    This ref needs a new watch.
  20. Napoleon

    USMNT 2024

    Great refereeing!
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