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elfenix

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  1. fucking jason's deli turkey on white with a limp piece of lettuce and slice of under ripe tomato for lunch today. fuck.
  2. pennies don't get reused much because they spend so much time sitting in jars. other change somewhat less so.
  3. If you've managed to keep a mercury or pontiac on the road this long you probably don't run into things very often.
  4. Throw it back on the table is only applicable if they're still stocking it.
  5. what if it was a $25 gift card?
  6. costco will take back anything, even a half eaten hotdog.
  7. Superbowl cheesesteak on homemade hoagie roll, after a wrap in wax paper
  8. nice truck your great grandson had
  9. that's a stretch and iirc they've been banned from /r/buildapcsales because too many BS keys were being sold, even at places like woot.
  10. Fuck you energy transfer
  11. I for one would have liked to see her large breasted friend who was to her right earlier.
  12. I once saw Ian Moore get pissed off and leave his guitar on the amp for half an hour at Antone's. But that wasn't anywhere near as bad as Linkin Park as part of Summer Sanitarium 2003 in Houston. 0 energy. Pretty sure they just had their CDs playing in the engineer's booth.
  13. Philly on homemade hoagie rolls
  14. Refs already putting their thumbs on the scale for the Chefs
  15. Indycar ad was better than anything NBC has bothered with the last decade
  16. Flyover for a dome game
  17. Genuflect to your betters, peasants
  18. Howdy neighbor
  19. You can just bend the tube on a sharp edge of a cabinet or counter to get out most of the remainder. But even that thing won't help this:
  20. there's 5 grams of toothpaste left in the tube that i just can't get to squeeze out.
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