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elfenix

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  1. think i'd rather smash my balls with a hammer than watch a single one of these videos.
  2. How many people are going to be ticked tomorrow when the switch 2 costs $499 instead of $399 thanks to tariffs?
  3. where did i leave that punchable faces list?
  4. "kick your feet up on the seat and then point at the camera and tuck your shirt in under your gut and have your outie visible, give me a you farted look and oh yeah, that's the shot right there, no we definitely won't print this one it's just for fun"
  5. All we needed was some banners? Fuck
  6. remember when texags heard the fightin' texum bulldogs were heading to the pac and scuttled the whole deal?
  7. so gmail huh? https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/04/01/waltz-national-security-council-signal-gmail/
  8. https://surlyx.com/redditcfb/status/1907146843324330452?s=46
  9. https://x.com/tiger__vibes/status/1907152696882467044?s=46
  10. When life gives you baked potatoes
  11. imagine if obama...
  12. again i ask what is the reverse of operation paperclip? operation ousucks?
  13. fuck venmo. stole $100 from me.
  14. i think this is the first time the former has been used to describe the latter.
  15. News you can use
  16. claims gender ideology is harmful; makes ideological claims about gender.
  17. Or just drop a link because it seems like that article is free https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2025/03/29/world/europe/us-ukraine-military-war-wiesbaden.html
  18. renting a house for an extended weekend, cooking nothing but the shiftiest hotdogs and drinking the shittiest liquor for 4 days, having a bonfire on the beach as all the jeeps drove past every evening, randomly hooking up with a chick from high school who was still a hot little spinner, good times.
  19. there was an arm's length transaction for the whole of the company which valued it at whatever the fuck it was just a couple of years ago. have the fundamentals eroded since then? sure. has it required a new valuation? probably not. the people who are fucked are the other investors* in elon's AI company who've just been diluted by another $33 billion in issuance but they're along for the elon+AI meme stock ride. *if there are any
  20. elfenix

    Fuck Cancer

    Cancer is the fucking goddamn worst.
  21. Apparently Trump is ticked that pooty poot hasn't taken his deal. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c20x7z36d56o
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