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DaysOff

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  1. Is this game in Orlando like the Hula Bowl because Aloha stadium is falling down, or we still doing the 7th grade B team stadium in Honolulu?
  2. Deep down you all know our first female president will be a Republican. It's what Jesus wants.
  3. This whole 3-2 thing has me so upset I had to call in sick.
  4. Every. Fucking. Time. Do rubes actually fall for this. I broke 13,000 miles on the drive over. Urge to kill rising.
  5. I get 24 months free service for my 4runner through Toyota Care. I wish I'd paid out of pocket elsewhere and want to murder every motherfucker who works here. If you or your family works at a dealership how do y'all suppress the desire to eat a bullet fortnightly?
  6. I haven't been to downtown DC in a bit, but I'm sure our nation's capital and one of the biggest tourist destinations is an apocalyptic hellscape. Totally necessary.
  7. Wouldn't be shocked to see AP: PSU OSU TEXAS Too many guidos with votes in the northeast.
  8. On BA? For the opportunity to lose your luggage twice.
  9. Either way the footage doesn't scream 'conservative family values'. Must be the tasty racism.
  10. The best food in San Antonio is at Taco Palenque. Multiple locations Open 24 hours
  11. Why do folks need a rebate when Chyna is the one paying the tarrif?
  12. Fuck them kids. Just like Jesus said.
  13. That other dude was the best qb on the field that day.
  14. So we got lineman and an rb dinged up against air.
  15. I guess somebody's gotta be #1.
  16. Uh, what? Are they even in pads yet?
  17. Hey, that's one of my favorite albums.
  18. This was always going to be a rebuilding year.
  19. Isn't he an old fart? Probably collecting that socialist social security and Medicare. Libertarian? Get the fuck out of here.
  20. Fit lump 2028. We were all wrong about her.
  21. I mean, we had a recent governor with a family ranch named "Ni@%erhead". I'm not going to judge too harshly.
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