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DigglerontheHoof

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  1. We're the 2000 Baltimore Ravens. We"ll go as far as our defense carries us.
  2. You know how every call went against us in critical situations last night? That's what will happen to UGA vs ND.
  3. Yeah, putting Manning in to run a glorified wildcat play everytime is a waste.
  4. Quinn's biggest problem is our overrated oline.
  5. You can't drink all day, unless you start early...good job and hope your Clones win the BXII today.
  6. My Dearest Family, I pen this letter from the heart of Aggieland, a place as curious as it is captivating. Today, we journeyed to College Station, adorned in burnt orange and pride, prepared to face the Aggie faithful in their own land. Yet what awaited us was not the hostility of rivals but the kindness of kinfolk. Lost amidst a sea of maroon, we wandered in search of Kyle Field, that grand fortress of Aggie football. It was then that a gentleman, clad in the uniform of their traditions—a cowboy hat, boots, and that peculiar ring they all seem to wear—approached us with a smile as warm as the Texas sun. “Y’all need help finding the stadium?” he asked, as though we were old friends. And help us he did, walking us halfway there, all the while regaling us with tales of Aggie lore: their Reveille mascot, the mystical Midnight Yell, and their curious practice of calling themselves "the 12th Man." Others joined along the way, each more eager than the last to share directions, handshakes, and even recommendations for the best brisket in town. One kind soul handed me a bottle of water and said with a grin, “Y’all Longhorns are in for a treat today. But don’t worry—we’ll go easy on you.” By the time we reached the stadium gates, I confess my burnt orange heart wavered. How could one not be moved by such camaraderie? For a fleeting moment, I found myself wishing to join their cheers of “Gig ‘em” and to partake in their swaying Aggie War Hymn. As the game began, the rivalry returned, fierce and unrelenting, but I could not forget their kindness. It seems that in the heart of Texas, even amidst the fiercest of rivalries, hospitality still reigns supreme. Though my loyalty lies forever with the Longhorns, a small part of me now holds a soft spot for the Aggies and their welcoming ways. Should our paths cross again in the future, it will be with the respect of worthy rivals and the warmth of newfound friends. Yours with burnt orange pride, yet a maroon-tinged heart, William Lambdin Prather
  7. I’ve read that BB is a petty funny and engaging dude in his private life. Maybe he can switch it on to recruit.
  8. Everything is compared against us. What a bunch of losers.
  9. Talk about dying for nothing...
  10. TEXAS!!!!!!!!!
  11. The NFL films music layered on this is fucking fantastic.
  12. And scored a TD the next play.
  13. They still have no clue how NIL works. Said it before and I'll say it again; Texags looks like it's dominated by pissed off 12 year olds.
  14. Your name is Gabe?
  15. We just elected a traitorous, felon, rapist as POTUS. Nothing will cause a backlash. Not one goddamned thing.
  16. Yep. RB and Orange Bowl would be the exceptions.
  17. When a washed-up Jimbo is your 26-year high mark....and you fired him while owing him $75m. I mean, damn aggy.
  18. There's no way in hell the SEC or cfb playoff committee is going to schedule a December neutral site game at an outdoor stadium.
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