Alien Octopus
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Indiana at Notre Dame Round 1 Playoffs
ND won't be running much against UGA.
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Indiana at Notre Dame Round 1 Playoffs
This Canadian QB is dog shit.
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Adrian Peterson broke?
Great businesses for laundering money. AD has/had a high end gym on N Shepard in Houston. Used to see a bunch of fancy cars there on my way home from work. Figured it was a last gasp .
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Indiana at Notre Dame Round 1 Playoffs
I’ll go with 1a Waterboy 1b Kingpin 1c Dodgeball
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
So basically errrbody?!
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Indiana at Notre Dame Round 1 Playoffs
This is going to be a Big X child abuse (no-one knows child abuse like the Big X) ND 35-Hoosiers 3
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
I expect the Longhorn defense to get a safety on Klubfoot. I know Mukuba is ready to lay the boom on Mofo and Taffe is ready to torture his old QB. Sorrel, Ant, Muhammad, Barron, Broughton; time to eat!
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Dicker The Kicker
57 yards- Boom!
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Happy Friday, assholes. You kidding me? Playoffs???
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Tendies?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Your Flag work is amazing….
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
The ball Golden did not catch hit him in the chest going down in the end zone. That was an NFL level throw and would have been an NFL level catch. I am not trying to harsh Golden, merely pointing out this omni-critical hate for Quinn is over the top. I re-watched the game while coughing up a lung this week due to a cold and was on a few meds but pretty sure Golden dropped; tipped pass at or around the 14 m Q1 mark was then later ruled incomplete after review. Golden had it in his hands came down with it and then chucked and rucked it. Not sure he breaks away because I was watching sky cam broadcast but it seemed like he would have slashed up field for a chunk. He made 3-4 more catches in Q1 two of which are highlight worthy. Quinn threw them. Q2 Golden got called on a rather questionable holding call that negated a pretty sweet end around. Golden made a few more catches on some sideline patterns to close out second half. He was great, not perfect, made a lot of badass catches on throws by Quinn. Perfect he was not. Neither was Quinn. I would not bench either because perfection does not exist. Fact is I have not seen Arch make a throw anywhere near as accurate as the dropped TD in the end zone. Maybe one day.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Pick was terrible. Strip was a good play by aggy. Throw to Blue was money.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Every game we won with him at QB you could say we won because he played. Why are you guys not shitting all over Golden for his multi-drop passes, one in particular in the endzone? How about Bond blowing routes? Team game. Pretty sure that no-look pass he threw and the pass to Blue in the aggy game were pretty badass.
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
We need to make a sacrifice to the football Gods so that any of those fucking strip tackle balls bounce our way. Also, the linemen need to be thumped in the testicles every time they negate a play with a dumb fuck penalty. Where is the team leadership? Auburn needs to kick 100 field goals a day. And Pole commander needs to close those thighs until the fucking special teams makes a return inside the other 30.
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Texas 2025 SEC schedule
Cinci for KY. The state not the lube
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
My cocktail Is enchubbed with this match up. Horns are going to fuck up Clemson. IMG_0356.mov
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Alabama Football - Now Featuring Kalen DeBoer
I see a NIL clawback clause here. Would take it out of agent’s pocket, because fuck them and lolz.
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Alabama Football - Now Featuring Kalen DeBoer
AKA as The Texas Stepping Stone Bowl
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
No Bond cheat code
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Gonna be a run on the buffet line, and sewage will be working overtime.
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2024 Playoffs Round 1: Clemson at Texas
I’ll bet scatteboo is treated rudely.
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Eight or Nine Game SEC Schedule
9 or 10 seems reasonable, chuck championship game.
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2024 SEC Championship Game: Texas vs. Georgia - 3pm on ABC
Saw him whiff on some blocks too, but UGA is no joke…
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Atrocious Coaching
He sure did not look like any of those things when he was tossing dimes in the first half. 150+ yards.