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Ben Tobin

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  1. I have shitty friends and that last abomination that has the Werewolves of London lead in was the Lake Travis Anthem during the MAGA lake parade era. Closest two dozen times I came to murder/suicide
  2. I'll just say that, for me personally, if this means the end of Kid Rock, it will all have been worth it.
  3. My guess is that fear of the unknown stretches back to our lizard days and one of the greatest unknowns was where babies came from. This made women near mythical creatures and some cultures responded with fertility goddesses and others went with "I don't understand it so kill it". Men have always harbored a fear of women and it often leads to violence. But what do I know
  4. If I give you something incredible, will you give me something amazing?
  5. You could see it in Shiv’s face when she saw Ken in Daddy’s chair. Really thought Ken was gonna take the elevator to the roof and jump.
  6. How the fuck would some ‘neck from Pulaski know shit about home prices in Nashville?
  7. Left alone with big fat Andie she was always feelin randy. Big lunch lady you made a bad boy outta me
  8. Huh. Now that you mention it, I guess I have only had sex with my wife for 31 years.
  9. The Incredible Huck would klink their heads together like Larry and Shemp
  10. That’s good thinking. You must have been in the First World War.
  11. "I believe there'll be no charge on this two-four of beer."
  12. Clarence, what the hell are you doing? Is this dude some homeboy from 3rd grade? No? Then write him the fuck off and move on. For fucks sake
  13. Looks kinda like dude painted his own face on there
  14. 2nd Amendment joke in 5 4 3..
  15. What’s wrong, snowflake? Thought you conservatwats loved you some corporate welfare. Why do you hate job creators? Can’t get shit trickling down if you don’t pour it in on top
  16. Sounds like somebody was about to get shipped off to military school with that Finklestein shit kid
  17. I was visiting my brother recently and my 10 yo nephew played Battle of NOLA for me. I sang every word and he looked at me like I'd just invented fire.
  18. Just some dude coming out of his colonoscopy
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