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Ben Tobin

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  1. Jesus Palamino! I just spit beef jerky all over the damn place
  2. mmmmm buttery males..... MIKE! Huh, oh BUT HER EMAILS!
  3. Once I saw this, it was obvious as shit. Took me a while though
  4. They think I'm Mexican. You're not Mexican?
  5. Well, truth be told, I only have two brain cells left and they're too busy fighting to get anything right.
  6. I used to touch Vaughn this way. I know, she told me.
  7. Meh, I run into people every couple of hours I want to punch in the face
  8. Drank iced tea at Los Pinos yesterday. T's and P's* appreciated. *toilet paper and Pepto
  9. Then shouldn't the bucket be on your head?
  10. Is "commodity grain production" the fancy pants way to say row croppin?
  11. The edited version of this exchange is actually pretty funny too: Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the expressway? Who do I look like, Christopher Columbo?
  12. I think that little bannation done scrambled this boy’s eggs
  13. Part of me totally agrees with this. Our campaign finance laws are weak AF. But then: A bigger part of me says fuck those donors. Give your money to a scumbag and see what happens.
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