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honolulu horn

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  1. Any Pinky was never located....coincidence?
  2. Joe King Carrasco was more of a poet than Jim Morrison.
  3. "Cumbia" is Spanish for "Rusty Trombone"
  4. I'm just glad I was able to post on page 666. Appropriate for the thread topic.
  5. Pretty sure Pinky posts on Surly. Probably under the name "Mr Phlegm."
  6. Clearly we are rival #1. I can only assume from the context clues that rival #2 is App State and Rival #3 is Liberty.
  7. Wait, so this is real? The aggie softball team lost to Liberty? As in they are done for the year?? That's absolutely and unbelievably hilarious.
  8. That's a pretty great flex. Bobby is a BAMF.
  9. What kind of energy did Fugitive have? Power Trip seemed to be Riley Gale and a bunch of dudes that shredded in a corner. Curious how this line up plays live.
  10. I turned the game on in the 4th and thought that I had turned into the ou broadcast. It was so clear that guy was an ou honk. Both because he kept pimping ou, denigrating Texas, and because he sounded like a fucking moron. Took me about 60 seconds before I turned the sound off.
  11. We'll let the coaches know that you're on board.
  12. Said it before. Recruiting being boring for Texas is a very, very good thing.
  13. Well, he did say that the FD, PD, ambulance and helicopter showed up so apparently somebody called them.
  14. With a significant difference being the exit ramp. Texas finally had everything come together at the same time: hungry and talented new coach, badass proven winner AD, president and donors ready to lay their dicks on the table, and the advent of the portal and NIL. I don't really see that happening with those broke ass morons up north. Welcome to your decade-plus of mediocrity, sooners.
  15. I believe the term is something like Fuck Around and Find Out Dumbass bitches
  16. No, the "e" is silent so it's pronounced like this: "Brown." Oh, wait, his FIRST name. Gotcha. If it's a Hawaiian / Polynesian pronunciation it's "Kay-AH-vay"
  17. How about being piledriven into a fucking concrete wall? I mean usually they use wrecking balls and bulldozers for that sort of thing, but I suppose this woman's ass on the hood of a Honda Civic could work as a Plan B.
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