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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Also, these are acceptable to me on any hot dog.
  2. For a moment I thought you typed “to the dog” and I was like WTF. But yeah, crunchies on the dog are great.
  3. Why you motherfucker!! It's real to me!
  4. Leftover crispy grilled chicken skin, sliced sausage, mac and cheese with a little hot sauce tossed in.
  5. Step back, Disney Groomer!
  6. I’d appreciate it more if you could send “squirming like a toad” pics from down south.
  7. I strictly AS9100D. Emphasis on tha D.
  8. This is why I love this board. Unadulterated honesty from a person who’s lived it.
  9. Does not compute.
  10. My short lived career as a comedian included New Mexico. Nobody ever longed for old Mexico. They have Hobbs, but no Calvin. White Sands? Sure, a Caucasian desert is just what the world needs. Carlsbad, but the rest is worse.
  11. You’re an opinionated son of a bitch, a quality which I generally admire. But god apparently wiped his ass on your palate when you were born. Sorry for your loss.
  12. That’s just wrong.
  13. Well yeah it’s more than $83k. I guess that answers my question. I paid around $100k amortized when I bought it. It’s worth about $1.5 million now.
  14. That’s a solid choice lol.
  15. I learned in the 1970s not to invest in anything musk. It’s a scam.
  16. A pubic hair on a Coke can, is what rips the fabric of this nation apart. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/20/us/politics/anita-hill-testimony-clarence-thomas.html
  17. How can I get a lifetime gig scamming fishing trips, skimming off adopted kids and fucking over the populace? Oh, Yale and get appointed to the highest court in the land. The emporer has no clothes anymore, and they don’t care.
  18. One question that keeps popping up in my head…. So if as a couple filing jointly, you have less than $83k annual income, you don’t pay capital gains tax. Does that mean if I sell a property and fall below that income threshold when I sell it, I don’t have to pay on the gain? Maybe should go in the dumb question amnesty thread. It’s pertinent because I have a hunk of real estate that’s worth well north of $1 million but if I sold it now the tax burden would take a bite.
  19. They’d never use an artillery shell as a hammer…
  20. As I’m getting closer to retiring, I’m increasingly perplexed about how to access earnings on all the non-real estate stuff I have. I can live comfortably on 4% of it, but how do you pay that 4 % out?
  21. A cross between the Odd Couple and Mod Squad. That would be high entertainment.
  22. You want to get out of snow or sand? Maxtrax. This bed liner cut in strips and rolled up works fine in sand.
  23. I have (want) to believe we are sending Russia the message loud and clear that the nuclear plant means all out war.
  24. I’m cooked out. Had leftover bacon wrapped smoked meat loaf sandwiches for lunch. Ordering pizza tonight.
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