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Hanrahan

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  1. He’s old and crotchety. I haven’t smoked actual weed in six months. Vaping it is much better.
  2. Hanrahan

    Colonoscopy

    I had my first a couple of years ago and was looking forward to the peace of mind. Procedure is nothing. Prep sucks but not eating the day before is the biggest pain in the ass. To me the worst part was when I woke up and they told me I had cancer at age 40.
  3. Drug dealers complaining about prices being too low? Awesome.
  4. Why are you so obsessed with whether someone goes to all the games or not? Fans are allowed to have opinions. This is aggy-ish behavior.
  5. T'would appear that 2018 didn't exactly shake out the way Hamm was hoping.
  6. The most efficient way to fuck with them is to not remember shit and don’t answer their questions. If they show you and email and ask whether they’ve seen it you go on a five minute exposition on how email is inherently untrustworthy. If they ask you whether you had a particular conversation with someone, tell them what the guy was wearing, what the weather was like, the breakfast you had that morning and then tell them the only thing you remember talking about is that a local strip club has a hot new Thai stripper who is alleged to be a ladyboy. Shit like that.
  7. I request you shove your face in your ass and jump in front of a semi.
  8. Not sure if you’re really short or have suffered a head injury but he knows all that. He says shit like that because some people react the way you did.
  9. That would be lovely but I don’t know where a quarry is or how to arrange a delivery.
  10. I live on a corner lot and dipshits in big trucks and hauling trailers like to pop my curb and cut over the corner of my lawn. Besides tearing up the grass and looking bad they’ve caused two breaks in the sprinkler system. I’ve decided to put a big ass, near-immovable rock there and hopefully wake up to the joyous sounds of their ship breaking apart instead of my lawn/sprinklers. Where can I acquire this rock? I’m looking for a class of rock too big for a couple of guys to carry and transport in a normal car. Not sure where one acquires such a thing. I’m in west Houston if it makes a difference.
  11. Justin's dad is just as entertaining and not a crazy incel.
  12. I can’t say that thought hadn’t crossed my mind.
  13. Yeah, calling a pass on 2nd and ten is a terrible idea.
  14. Those were good calls. Both of them.
  15. Looking for a Diaz sighting on the OU sideline.
  16. I don’t care for your faggotry but I would like to play them because aggy has always been aggy and we generally tend to win. Fuck those hosers; well win more often as not. As ever.
  17. Those sound an awful lot like plural pronouns.
  18. Is that Kent Hance dunce still fucking things up for Tech or did they kick him to the curb?
  19. If there was some advanced civilization living somewhere undiscovered that knew how to fly and cure cancer and shit I’d be pissed as fuck if they didn’t share that knowledge with me.
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