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Longhornstampede

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  1. There's a company that makes stuffed toy replicas of your pet. If you had them make one of this little guy, you'd probably become a millionaire
  2. The gator comes in it's own cooking bag already!
  3. Grabbed a can of sprite out of the fridge took a chug out of it and topped it off with parents vodka and then walked to the bus stop. Didn't have water bottles in the early and mid 80s.
  4. That's a Florida Turducken
  5. Aggy Bob is probably on the first bender of his life tonight
  6. Any idea what the final payout might be including the rest of that coaching staff?
  7. Bob Stoops has entered the chat...
  8. Wow. This defense knows how to take a half off. Especially the 2nd half
  9. https://x.com/DallasTexasTV/status/1721205158594425008?s=20
  10. Rearrange her guts...
  11. Fuck em!
  12. Maybe his sister is hot 😯
  13. Idiots deserve to lose this game with the stupid play calling and shitty execution in the 2nd half, not to mention the horrible defense
  14. Limp dick red zone offense
  15. Especially when you're likely going to encase it in an OtterBox!
  16. Hello there in the cut-off shorts
  17. It's Halloween.... world series game will be on.... fuck dem kids
  18. https://www.facebook.com/reel/1512088759549988?mibextid=6AUDVi
  19. No truer words have ever been said on this site...
  20. Fuck, that should have read 10 years, not 19
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