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Longhornstampede

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  1. Yesterday in Ft Worth...
  2. Nice dance move after eating a backhand 🤣🤣
  3. Bring back the 12th man walkon kickoff coverage team! Someone's getting a little salty...
  4. Damn talk about chromosome challenged
  5. Disagree... Most of them have faces made for radio
  6. How sweet the wine!
  7. Desi Hill running around to Yakkety Sitar
  8. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkyVcMXjASg/?igshid=MTg0ZDhmNDA=
  9. He needs to take more length
  10. Abuelita looking over that jackhole's shoulder while he bumbles his way through preparing a feast in the coke commercial is super creepy as fuck
  11. So just imagine what else she'd let you stick in it. I'll be in my bunk
  12. There's always THAT person....
  13. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT THIS! This motherfucker needs to die, but I'd rather see them tied down to a reclining bench with arms outstretched out in the Chihuahuan dessert. Head propped up so they get a view of their entire body, and a canopy so that the sun doesn't kill them too quickly. Strip them naked, except for a protective headgear to keep the animals from saving them the horror of watching and hearing their bodies rendered to pieces by dessert creatures. Start with applying something sweet to their fingers and toes so the rodents start there... After that he's a scavenger's buffet.
  14. 'bout tree fiddy....
  15. I was listening to TCU get beat. Had to work today
  16. I TOLD you fuckers!.... Peachtree Rd and Military Pkwy in Mesquite
  17. Don't care... Got Beltbuster....
  18. Number 8 says Hold my beer
  19. The marked up finger nails thing sounds way to much like a Baker Mayfield bit....
  20. You should consider changing your handle to farting creamer
  21. Ben and Skin are the pinnacle of this....
  22. The golfing creamsicle Ricky Fowler wears all Puma gear
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