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Longhornstampede

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Everything posted by Longhornstampede

  1. Monica Lewinsky's oval office
  2. As well as being a shitty parent, it's a shame she has shitty aim too That's also going to take a bite out of her deposit on that Section 8 Apartment
  3. Those Twitter threads are so full of enraging stupid. Starting with the dumbasses screaming like old ninnies about it being intentional
  4. How much you wanna bet I could throw a football over all these receivers? - QE
  5. That sonic commercial was good practice for his next career
  6. Hope this helps cleanse the eyes... https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ck34zILjFt0/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
  7. Ohio State laughing at UT for stepping in front of the bullet that the failure that Ewers is
  8. https://twitter.com/DallasMicdUp/status/1550293433813811201?t=LZ-orS9x55hYBlL9Rx9YRw&s=19 Fucking ouch!
  9. https://twitter.com/DallasMicdUp/status/1589417647787356160?t=45qFygbgho5Dmpni1siq9w&s=19
  10. Geezus Rick... At least spit on it to wet it down first
  11. Pick her up around the waist and use her like a Fleshlight...
  12. He would gift her a huge pearl necklace.... As would I
  13. Even Holly Rowe is gonna get paid tonight!
  14. Jimbo the strategic genius at work....
  15. That's why he paid 20 bucks to spend the night in a warehouse thinking he was going to get lucky (Oldest aggy joke I know)
  16. I heard the trick was to cut 2 slices out of the onion and put them in your socks so they rested against the bottoms of your feet all night
  17. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjilXJpDB0E/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
  18. Reveille Ridge .... Wow that's creative. What a bunch of boobs. I think I'll build an RV park around Austin and name it Bevo Bayou! Those shitheads really would buy a turd if it was spray painted in maroon...
  19. Oh don't grovel. One thing I can't stand is people groveling!
  20. Oh don't grovel. One thing I can't stand is people groveling!
  21. Nvm. One vehicle is registered in Rotan and the other in Magnolia. There's a lot of Texas between those 2
  22. Wylie? This looks like something that would happen in Collin County
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