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Al Czervik

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  1. New Country Music ain’t Country.
  2. The winner loses in the real final against an Allsup’s burrito, hands down, and the burrito doesn’t have to bring a packette of sauce.
  3. ‘What the fuck do you think House of Pain was going to do?’ ‘De baby van Hey, heb ik een 12duimpenis’ ‘Yeah, Dawson’s Creek, James Van Der Beek, myyyyy n…….’
  4. Ran out of rounds.
  5. The only joke in the movie that is still not funny today.
  6. Rodney Dangerfield: My gay cousin went to London, he was disappointed to find out Big Ben was a clock. Joke seems relevant at this time.
  7. Will Smith looking pretty tatted up these days.
  8. When Al saw this movie back in the day he leaned over to his date(a woman) and said ‘what the fuck is that?’
  9. From my understanding by reading this forum, there is no such position.
  10. First, fuck BM Second, fuck that guy being a douche just like BM Third, fuck everyone talking in that video. Everyone has a right to enjoy a little pro golf, leave the man alone. Even Al would have told that heckling POS to take it somewhere else and Al doesn’t care for BM. Al is edgy these days.
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  13. George Carlin had a joke about this: Being asked by a guy in a wheelchair as he was exiting a handicap stall if he was handicapped, Carlin replied ‘no, but I was before I went in there’.
  14. Arrived Monday in time for St. Patrick’s Day 2022. Irish Al is chuffed.
  15. I have to second and third this. Unless it’s like the lost aggy ring and they are looking for someone to pay for another.
  16. Not just in tv and movies.
  17. Paramount Theater in Austin Thursday night for a little talk by Bruce Dickinson, just a chit chat about his life. Al wishes he were a better photographer.
  18. fify
  19. As a Travis 80’s alumni I hope you got your ass beat, we were the real South Austin (not the Mom) and all, not like those pussies from Crockett. Al likes to think we were the original fuck around and find out crew.
  20. Al’s dumbass would have been back with a vengeance. Fuck telling anyone about it.
  21. So damn hot.
  22. Al loves Debbie.
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