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Al Czervik

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  1. Al has many cousins from Boston, fortunately none are like this douche in the commercials. But Al has seen plenty of guys like this, Peter Griffins are a dime a dozen up there too. However, the commercials are a little spot on and entertaining.
  2. John Slade is an American Badass. ‘Well, I’ve been pretty horny myself lately’ Great movie!
  3. a virus with shoes. -Bill Hicks
  4. I came here to be entertained by the Lance Armstrong being a prick stories, thread started out hot and turned into a debate on who is considered an athlete. Way to go Surly.
  5. My Ex-wife's Cousin’s Kid proved me right about being a murderer at the ripe age of 18. Called it when he was about 14. Killed a guy because he is a total shithead, his family swears it was a frame job, the 10 witnesses beg to differ.
  6. Carrot placement, pro move.
  7. I would rather be with the people of this town then with the finest people in the world. Great line from Roxanne.
  8. You won’t have to
  9. Like the Russians, shoot anyone that retreats.
  10. You are not alone. Hypocrite is not a word in their vocabulary/dictionary/Bible.
  11. Micklethwait Craft Meat in Austin, BBQ place, Jalapeno Cheese Grits, it will change your mind.
  12. Ton, as in total weight or one really big one? The Surly will totally judge you on your answer.
  13. Why did you say that twice? I didn’t
  14. Watched Midnight Cowboy last night. Not the feel good movie of 1969 nor in 2020 either. Worth a watch. Did finally realize where the ending scene from a Seinfeld episode in which Jerry and Kramer are riding the bus came from. That has been a mystery for years.
  15. Unlike the sage words of Sweet Brown, these times are ripe to see the classics......all the classics... ‘Everybody got time for that’.
  16. The entryway is so fresh
  17. Al Czervik

    SNL 45

    Watched a few minutes last night, the only 'laugh' I got was the last joke on Weekend Update. Any jokes making fun of blowU are alright in my book.
  18. The new Thomas J Henry commercial touting their number if employees and philanthropic interests. This is real life.
  19. Can’t/won’t read this thread. But the old and true: Don’t cry because it’s over, Smile because it happened. Both lucky to have each other.
  20. Remember, there are hungry people in Africa. and horny guys in Canada.
  21. Ace fucking Frehley!!! Just put it up to 11 for this groove. Brings back memories, good tune.
  22. He’s getting to meet Dear Abby, who is all kinds of hot in a 1950-60’s way. Lucky duck. Great storyteller.
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