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SydneyCarton

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  1. This is redundant. We know, you're old AF, so of course you forget where you parked. We also know, tacitly due to your age, that you regularly have what you think are back and forth conversations with AM radio, and the only shoes you own are ole big ass white tennis shoes you wear with your khaki pants.
  2. You think that's hair product? I just assume he's always soaked from the involuntary spasms that come with his delirium tremens.
  3. It's all fun and games until he fucking kills someone.
  4. Yup. Having advanced technique just means he has an advantage over peers his age. Do you think they're going to drop an undersized edge on Trevor Goosby types and his pass rush moves will be a never before seen mystery? I think not.
  5. Auburn worth of pity? They’ve won a national title more recently than us, have been one of the dirtier players of the bag game for awhile, and they’re the aggie of their state. They can get fucked and stay fucked. Pity. Geeze.
  6. You’re over thinking the belt buckle. Just stick with CloseToJaggering and call it a day.
  7. What the fuck is wrong with Venables legs/pants there? Dude looks like he's wearing knee pads and thigh pads. Dipshit having problems running into corners and walls?
  8. You think you're returning fire and standing tall, but every post you're making comes across as literally whining, crying, and lashing out at people. And don't reference "you" in regards to me. I think Ewers blows, and I almost never visit the football board and any of it's threads save August, every year, so I'm not some twat giving you shit about Ewers because by and large I agree with your take on Ewers. So don't lump me in with that shit just because I'm also on this thread and see you and BO&W ruining what little value it already had for the rest of us.
  9. Jesus Christ, Derka. You know, you can be absolutely right about Quinn Ewers sucking dick and still be an irritating titty-baby of a person on this thread, right? They're not mutually exclusive. You're not a "victim" because you voluntarily post on a message board, and not just any message board, the Football board, where stupid posters and shitty takes are literally the oxygen everyone must breathe here, and have people disagree with your takes. Just post the fucking screenshots and say "Now who wants to fuck with Hollywood Court?" A thread of BO&W and Derka circle jerking each other about how bad Quinn Ewers sucks dick might be the worst concept of a thread this board as ever imagined, and this is a board that had a pederast and serial felon posting about parking and towing in Austin for over a year. Holy fucking shit.
  10. Lol. Someone posted those links last week and they were selling them for 500 a pop. I think some guy bought one, and is now trying to sell it for a huge markup.
  11. Man, I really thought it was 15. Looks like I was conflating some data, per wikipedia:
  12. I'm saddened that Amanda Atwell has anything to do with Liucci. I hope she just phones in her segments and doesn't sit in a studio with the guy.
  13. I fucking wish people would stop trying to Texags or SEC Rant this place up by using weird misspellings instead of just saying fucking profanity. That's twice on this page alone. Jesus isn't going to send you to hell for cursing, you losers. If you jerkoffs weren't going to be scared off masturbating with the threat of hell why the fuck are you scared of saying "fuck" and "shit?"
  14. Sumlin got way more than 10 million. And I'm not sure if it was offset language or lack thereof. It might have just been the fact that the contract had the total buyout due 60 days after termination. So Sumlin got one big check and then got to do whatever the fuck he wanted. Which was bleed Arizona. Also, I was curious. Sumlin is now the OC/TE coach at Maryland.
  15. I can see a world where Venables goes and throws a bitch fit in Nagy's office about not getting him elite talent and Nagy deciding to dive back into this recruitment. I think at this point I'm cheering for OU to spend a fuck ton of money to get the tweener.
  16. It’s hard not to when certain posters pull their pants down and wave their gash over and over again.
  17. Shoe string tackles? Wingo? The guy was a beast to bring down all season. Do you even watch the fucking games? Between his action last year and the practice reports, what possible reason do you have to think Wingo isn’t going to have an awesome year? im rewatching the Clemson game in spurts today and Wingo broke 2 tackles at a loss on and end around and hoss’d a first down from a 4-5 yard loss.
  18. I can appreciate Bolden while still recognizing that that psycho made every punt return an exercise in blood pressure control.
  19. I’m not sure that’s true, because if i remember correctly, Sumlins entire buyout was due in one lump sum 60 days after termination. I think that was 35 million.
  20. I don’t need an outpost. I don’t need a safe haven. I don’t need friendly people shaking my hand. Everyone can go fuck themselves. I’ll rent a car so I don’t get Fayettenamme’d. I’ll enjoy everything Knoxville has to offer, which is a lot, under the hateful stares of the local peasantry.
  21. I don't even think Arch needs to make that many plays with his legs. Assuming he isn't a nervous, happy footed self-sacking machine I think being able to hit the deep ball will force teams to lighten the box and running will be just fine.
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