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Red Five

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  1. Has Bondi (still wood btw) been asked wtf she was talking about when she said she was in possession of the client list?
  2. Imagine if we had completely bailed on the 2025 class in July.
  3. Did they seriously think that if there was an actual list/evidence that Trump wouldn’t be all over it?
  4. Serious, serious business, shitty movies are.
  5. It is certainly mindless and dumb. Not sure I'd call it entertainment.
  6. I’m guessing this exchange is more entertaining than the movie.
  7. Was the Mrs. Jost being chunky in this a real thing? Because either way I am intrigued.
  8. Karoline Levitt was just at the podium talking about how much Trump loves Texans. I would have liked to have seen a question from a reporter along the lines of "Are you under the impression that Texas is comprised of 100% republicans? Because Trump made it very clear the other day that he hates all democrats."
  9. Is there any universe where these fucking idiots get to "climate change is actually real" from "the weather has been weaponized"? Like, accidentally. Maybe they just stumble into it.
  10. I feel like that got really overblown. Ewers would toss the ball to someone standing still at the LOS, about five feet from him, and the announcers would go apeshit over how well he placed the ball. I mean, yeah, but it was a still target, right fucking next to him. Just seemed weird, like everyone was looking for something that he, you know, did well.
  11. We have already seen enough to know with 100% certainty this is not the case.
  12. It's almost like when people are pretending to understand the motivations, likes and dislikes, etc. of an all-powerful, all-knowing, eternal, invisible, mute god type creature.... things get complicated pretty fucking quick. "Yay! I prayed for it and got that big raise I've been wanting at work! Thanks God, you did it!" "What about all those children who died horrible deaths." "(distracted) Um, whatever. Mysterious ways, or something. Anyway...."
  13. Yeah 100 year floods happening all over the place. Wimberley was a 100 year flood too.
  14. I would like to thank the flying fire ant clusters for their leadership.
  15. I would just like to thank Blotto for his leadership in this thread. And god, for only killing some kids and not all of them.
  16. Wow, detailed examples of how prayer works. That's great. Except all the dead people. Just didn't pray early enough, I guess.
  17. "Dear god, I know you did this and everything, but if you could make it not as horrific as possible that would be cool. Amen."
  18. "Thank you to the state of Texas. Thank you Trump. Thank you for your leadership Hot Wheels. Thank you Kristi Noem. Thank you for your leadership, Elon Musk. Thank you again Trump. Thank you for your leadership, Ronald Reagan. Thank you Texas. Thank you for your leadership Trump. That's it for me, who's next?"
  19. There has been much, much more "Thank you Trump, thank you _______ for your leadership" than any actual information. While I was typing that Cornyn thanked Trump twice more.
  20. (still would)
  21. "President Trump loves Texans, and is deeply concerned for everyone and their families." Yep sounds just like him alright.
  22. I was bumping channels in the car and stopped on MSNBC. I was there long enough to hear Dotard tell a crowd of people that he "hates all democrats" because "they all hate America". Something something angers me because something Obama the most divisive president ever something something spicy mustard.
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