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jimmyjazz

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  1. His ex, who is a "sex worker".
  2. Was that the half TexMex, half Chinese restaurant?
  3. I'm hard wired to laugh whenever Missouri State beats . . . anyone.
  4. That was terrible in any way you care to judge it. Not funny, not well written, not well performed, and . . . find a hotter chick to lip synch?
  5. It's too bad Pecan Street Festival sucks ass; otherwise, this would be a concern.
  6. Well, that's a fair point, I wasn't going back to Sark's first conference, just his current weekly talks. Honestly, I was so surprised we hired Sark at the time I didn't really give him much of a chance.
  7. So not only does Travis play multiple positions, his girlfriend does too? Kinky.
  8. That doesn't look good on Arkansas.
  9. I thought he was OK -- he certainly wasn't as articulate as Sark. That's a high bar, though.
  10. Any idea if that's available in the Austin area? I'm striking out on Total Wine, Spec's, Twin Liquors, grocery stores, etc.
  11. How much would you pay to not have your daughter raped by the football team?
  12. I sure hope you don't think I was advocating for Ivey over Miller. I was trying to point out the differentiators between Beard, Schloss and the rest of the coaching world when they were hired. I swear, people just want to bitch about nothing.
  13. OK, Boomer.
  14. If Bevo moos in class, is class dismissed?
  15. 4.28 wut?
  16. This is one of my biggest pet peeves. Leaf-blowing has zero value, save maybe keeping sewer grates clean (and that's doubtful). Plus, horrible emissions from the gas-powered variety.
  17. Wife's sister is coming into town with her husband and son, and the son wants to see a UT baseball game. He has hopes of playing college ball. They could use anywhere from 2-4 tix. Anyone not able to make it in for this "early" (Thursday) game 1 and want to unload your tickets?
  18. So is that like a 5W-20 or what?
  19. Do you copy WaPo?
  20. Oh sure, what could go wrong?
  21. I wouldn't go THAT far, but she's definitely one of a kind. Ironically, she's actually very good with a bow and arrow. She tried out for the 2000 Olympic team but didn't make the cut.
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