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jimmyjazz

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  1. In breaking news, Halle Berry is still smokin' hot.
  2. Wagyu top round from HEB, cooked 80 minutes at 250 F, pulled, cranked the oven to 475 F and finished for 5 minutes. I brined it for 3 hours in a simple salt brine and then did a little salt/pepper on the surface. Best roast beef I've ever cooked.
  3. That was quite possibly the worst SNL show I've seen in years. Virtually none of it was funny.
  4. I think Ewers sneaks into the 2nd. From what I understand, scouts had Bond testing out better than Golden overall, despite Golden ripping off an insane 40. So, he might sneak into the 1st? No idea.
  5. How on god's green earth would we NOT be ranked above them? We weren't that far back, they've lost 4 straight (last count) and we've won 9 straight.
  6. Was Banks our only OL who ran?
  7. Wow. Billy on organ, Bonnie rockin' the terrible haircut, GE Smith, T-bone, that's a lineup! EDIT: I'm pretty sure Daryl did everyone's coke.
  8. 24 hours or less. Basically, overnight.
  9. Perspective: the best 100 m at UIL last year (across all classes) was 10.19 sec. That's nearly 5 decades later.
  10. Yeah, I've had them smoke briskets for me several times. It's always good, rarely fantastic. A level above Rudy's, I'd say. For the price? Holy crap. ~ $4 (retail grocery) + $1 per lb, with shrinkage (cue Constanza) maybe $7/lb plus tip. Mondays lunch one of the Royal-era national championship football teams hangs out there. Not sure if it's every Monday but I've seen them there more than once. Legends, all.
  11. The guy is damn near a lock for SEC's leading scorer crown. Alabama's Mark Sears will have to outscore Tre by 18 in his last 2 games to overtake him. 'bama plays UF and Auburn. We play OU and MSU. I like Tre's chances.
  12. I'm a little surprised anyone is disappointed in Helm's performance. Elite athleticism is not what he brings to the table. I'll be shocked if he isn't drafted and if he doesn't stick.
  13. Have the Aggies dropped to unranked yet? The rollercoaster is infectious.
  14. Apparently I'm not a Longhorn, though. (I have no problem with imma's activities on behalf of UT, I literally gigged him (heh) in a driveby in contrast to BO&W or whoever that was.)
  15. Johnny Depp wishes he had Heard immunity.
  16. I know Rogan is too stupid to understand this, but the origins of the German Nazi party trace back to 1920. The genocide of Jews and other ethnicities didn't start until the late 1930s. Musk's assertion is simply wrong, but here we are.
  17. I can't figure out how to embed the video, but here's the simulcast of Worthy/Golden/Bond in the 40. The race is basically over after a few strides, although all 3 had roughly the same top speed. Worthy's launch was next level. Texas WR simulcast (40 yard dash)
  18. Do we HAVE to play in the conference tournament? Can't we just say "no thanks" and get on with the firings?
  19. 4th from last place. Come on, Rodney, fail better.
  20. LMAO and you admonished me to "sleep this one off". Best of luck with the milf, we've all been there.
  21. Where do you rank graduate degrees in mechanical engineering from UT? You might want to study up on the UM system as well, you fucking simp. You know not what you are talking about.
  22. LOL you are literally the first person I've ever encountered that somehow views an undergraduate degree as different than a graduate degree in terms of bona fides. Must be that fine SMU education. I don't give a flying fuck what the community here as a whole is telling me. I'm sure you're surprised.
  23. That was seeding bullshit for both teams. Crazy.
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