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jimmyjazz

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  1. Golly I would feel bad if we beat the living shit out of Tech in this game. Wait, no I wouldn't.
  2. The runner isn't going to turn towards the 1st base dugout to head to 2nd.
  3. Such horseshit. No, she wasn't turning for 2nd. Fuck you Texas Tech. Enjoy runner-up.
  4. "Any"? Yes. But she's done it before. I have to think we have the upper hand though with TK on 12 pitches last night.
  5. Come on, people.
  6. Right now I can't recall one thing I do particularly well, but it's been a rough day.
  7. I had a mudslide this morning.
  8. Can't believe the Sex book hasn't had some images spoilered by now.
  9. Well, I for one thought his band Mahogany Rush flat out rocked.
  10. Oh good, I've always thought the White House needed a grotesque, faux gilded gymnasium stabbed onto one side like a tumor growing out of a dog's ass.
  11. That's awesome!
  12. See, what y'all don't understand, because you didn't play football, is that all 3 of those drops were on Simms.
  13. Of course. The fascinating thing is that it's not beyond the pale for one party to be in favor of impeaching a justice they seated and for the other party to be against it. We live in a brave new world.
  14. I just don't understand how anyone could refer to that senile, feeble, doddering old fool who was in the Oval Office from 2021-2025 as a "child".
  15. Not if the residential pool is on a treadmill.
  16. If you lose 1/4" of depth per day to evaporation in both pools, which one loses more water?
  17. I imagine the evaporation off of a municipal pool as a function of capacity dwarfs that of a residential pool. They're both roughly the same depth, but the surface area of the public pool is massive.
  18. She doesn't LOOK like she eats live bats for breakfast?
  19. "I do have a girlfriend, you wouldn't know her, she lives in Canada."
  20. That song always sounded like a Sheryl Crow tune to me. You can see her dance training in that one for sure. She may not be the greatest singer ever, but she's sharp as a track and understands how to market herself. Her singing got a whole lot better when she took the role in "Evita" and got a lot of vocal coaching.
  21. Our HS drama teacher went to college with Kathleen Turner and John Goodman. He actually had pretty high praise for both. (I don't think he had much interest in Turner, if you get my drift.)
  22. Not really. She was allegedly a "child model" but her first pro gig was as an actress at age 16. That's where she met her svengali, John Derek.
  23. Not really. Which 3? I'll give you Christie and Elle, although both did film. Who was the 3rd?
  24. Yeah, Michelle Pfeiffer, Christie Brinkley, Lisa Bonet, Phoebe Cates, Elle MacPherson, Sheena Easton, Kelly Preston, Susanna Hoffs, Bo Derek, etc. were all dogs. Woof.
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