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MissingInAction

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  1. I laughed way too hard at this one.
  2. That boy has surly %1 written all over him.
  3. It was a snickers and it wasnt a rumor. She did it in the bathroom at a party in front of me and three other hard legs. One of us couldnt keep his mouth shut so she got the nickname "snickers". She moved the next year.
  4. Never had Buddy Burger before today. Best smash burger ive had so far and their shakes are devine. The spicy fries and japs on the burger take it to 11. Ill take pics before i stuff my pie hole next time.
  5. Entourage is a show about douchebags for douchebags. Dillon and Piven are the only redeeming qualities.
  6. A very difficult language to translate. Like the wooooorrrst.
  7. Whats his social media handle? I'd like to ruin that for him. These fucktards post from prison on smuggled phones all the time.
  8. I always hit up central market when i want to give my ramen the true flavor of St Johns.
  9. Holy shit thanks for sending me down a rabbit hole looking up all the hardware I have never heard of. Which is most of it.
  10. Big system approaching stretching from Acuna to Dallas. Its just popping a squat and pissing in place.
  11. You just brought piss to a shit fight! Didnt that guy turn out to be a rapist or some kind of sex predator.
  12. Bunch of cyborgs in this place.
  13. Because it sucks? Please, tell us more...
  14. Fuck dem rice paddies.
  15. Imagine the maintenance an average car requires. Theres a reson the orcs are deploying scooby doo vans.
  16. Omar is the perfect anti-hero with a complex character arc. That and the character is based on a real life person. Omar comin! Says it all.
  17. Shit that isnt what Guy Fiery marched for.
  18. Haven't y'all seen Revenge of the Nerds?
  19. Those shells look like my moms old douche bag but thats in Ohio.
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