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MissingInAction

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  1. I've been trying to spot this seasons idiots, and I have just found one to add to the usual suspects.
  2. I cant help but see Mrs McMurray every time Batel is on screen.
  3. All those structures along the construction corridor destroyed for nothing. Dystopia is gonna be lit.
  4. If you answer and theres a delay after answering before you hear a voice that means the dialer is routing you to an agent. Plenty of time to hang up. Sometimes i answer, set the phone to the side, turn on some porn at high volume, and get to fapping. Some would actually stay on the call to completion, but they didnt want to hang out after.
  5. The Helobious of cfb talking heads.
  6. Any ideas for a surly gathering to cheer on the destruction of Jorts U? I usually catch away games at Lil Woodrows on Burnet. Great patio and they put the sound on blast. Lots of good food choices in the area as well: Hat Creek, various taco joints, thundercloud. Lil Longhorn is across the street is good for post game change of scenery. Just a thought. If this slides off the first page Ill fuck right off.
  7. Great episode. Dexter playing chess while the other psychos are playing checkers.
  8. Ok i think we have our galactic evil for the show now. That was Star Trek at its best.
  9. Shes been on a grass hopper killing spree lately.
  10. The Viet Nam war documentary is very well done. The way they edit footage together to tell a story is just miraculous. Especially when the embassy is taken over.
  11. Im sick of the fake documentary format. Its just fucking stupid when every god damn sit com does it.
  12. I am talking straight out of my ass. Except when it comes to blowing shit up.
  13. I've experienced anti intellectualism first hand within my own redneck family. They fear and distrust anyone with any semblance of education or worldiness. All the while yammering out stupid shit on the very devices brought to them by the smarts.
  14. If im bored ill answer then lead on the poor soul calling from Bhutan. After each question about my PII i say, you first. Oh and im gonna need pics.
  15. The couch fucker as Tatu made me spit out my beer.
  16. Me and my friends quote Sunny every day.
  17. Hairspray doesnt burn like that. I know because i used hiarspray as an accelerent in a potato gun. Great way to ignite as a trigger because it combusts instantly. Also what kid from the 80s didnt make a flamethrower out of their moms aquanet? Had to be kerosene or gasoline.
  18. Shit. I dont have to. Helobious said it will suck.
  19. I never got a cold when I was ingesting mountains of booger sugar on the reg.
  20. 60% of the time it works every time. Thanks guys. This thread has been a touchstone for me. Fuck cancer!
  21. Its cabana wear. Those are shorts under the shirt. Ordered from the Co-op but this bullshit isnt licensed and the longhorn has the downs. That and the material is some shit ass polyester.
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