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Crapinon

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  1. Triggering pic. Years ago I went into an account and the purchasing agent was on the phone. She told me to get a cup of coffee and wait. They had one of these that hadn't been cleaned in a long while. The pot was stuck to the burner and when I pulled on the handle the pot broke. I poured an entire pot of boiling coffee on me that hit about 2" below my nuts and down my leg. My skin peeled like 3 ply toilet paper. 3rd degree burns and I still have scars on my legs. I hate these with a passion. Definitely make me surly.
  2. The dog smells something fishy.
  3. Or a few dozen.......
  4. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Do you trust the doc or get a second opinion?
  5. I know this is about a&m but I always laugh at this part
  6. Our local CVS has all this stuff on the same isle and next to the walking canes, braces, bed pans and such. I'm not sure which marketing research said they should go together.
  7. We lost our hot water heater to snowpocalypse. When I bought the new one I replaced the cheap plastic valve with a brass ball valve. The sediment won't plug the valve and it drains in minutes.
  8. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    I had my surgery in October. Before I had the surgery I told my wife we were buying a split king adjustable bed. I wasn't going to sleep on the couch this time. It was well worth the money. I never missed a nights sleep and was able to slowly adjust the bed down in as my shoulder relaxed. And in the long term, sleep is so much better.
  9. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Or she'll think "Never mind, he's deaf" and just drop it all together.
  10. In the 60's I had cousins that lived in a house with no indoor bathroom. The outhouse was at least 30 to 40 yards from the house, wedged between two barns. So instead of digging a hole, placing the outhouse on top of the hole, then covering the hole and moving the house when it was full, they just put lime on top of the ever growing pile of crap and shoveled it away when it got close to the seat. It was more disgusting than you could imagine. When we visited it was fun being allowed to pee off the front porch before going to bed. But I could go several days without taking a dump.
  11. I couldn't find those but if you don't mind wearing a higher heel, I found these.
  12. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    I call it "male pattern deafness". I learned it from my FIL.
  13. How did I miss that?
  14. Crapinon

    I'm sorry guys

    And if you do have to switch to something else, don't quit cold turkey. Taper off of them. SSRI "brain zaps" are real. Get well, man.
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  16. Crapinon

    RIP Melanie

    I didn't realize she played Woodstock until I read her bio. After reading about her she seemed like a really nice and genuine person.
  17. Crapinon

    RIP Melanie

    I don't think she ever made it big. I bet a lot of people can still sing along to this.
  18. It may be second to this gem: Bill Superman 8:03a, 1/11/24 AG They're only premier because of what Saban was able to do there. If Elko is able to win here we can join the premier club too.
  19. I've always thought they were interesting revolvers so I went to their website. Why would they offer 5 versions of a competitive blank revolver? I'm assuming they fire blanks so why do they need 5 different models? Is there a gun subculture that focuses solely on shooting blanks just to make noise or pretend they're an Olympic starter? EDIT Well after looking at their entire line, it appears they make dozens of blank firing guns in various shapes, sizes and configurations. I'm guessing they're prop guns.
  20. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Something like this might help.
  21. It appears that one of the most interesting ones I knew, Stripperweb, is no more. It was a site where strippers would post suggestions and experiences dancing. Most of it seemed to focus on how to get the most money out of a man for the longest amount of time. And how to convince them that it was true interest/love and not about the money. Spoiler: it was all about the money.
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