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The Gimp

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  1. They're gonna need a bigger bag of dicks.
  2. My wife saw a dude at the local Home Depot early on in the pandemic with this solution.
  3. Power move by Jimbo!
  4. If that’s wrong then I don’t want to be right!
  5. Bring on the cubes!
  6. I’m hoping Saban hangs it up if he wins it all this year and Strong gets handed the gig.
  7. Power moves. Got them right where we want them!
  8. Women weaken legs. I’ll be in my trunk.
  9. Was it because of Gideon?
  10. Only if we defer his salary for this year.
  11. I'd use a 3 wood.
  12. aTm class of 2027!
  13. And then I turned to my date for the game a girl I met online named Emma Stone and and she said “this is so hot! I can’ wait to get you back to my place,”
  14. Or sleeps with the fishes?
  15. She's a whinier cunt than her mother.
  16. Jeez, is the thing in the red dress wearing boots?
  17. Shaka would have let him jack up threes if he was open.
  18. Waiting. Just waiting. ....for somebody to ask him to stay.
  19. And he tells it so well.
  20. Maybe he'll fuck around and fool someone else into offering him a job?
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