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Born to Run

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  1. Slocums razor. Aggie swag style. They will fuck up being meat sticks too. Whatever they do, will be stupid, inefective, cruel and useless. A new word will be created to describe this "special military operation" and all it's fuckery. There are no current words to capture the breathtaking scale of this clusterfuck by the Russians.
  2. I did just that in the 80s, in 5th grade with my mom's hand written note. Scored a couple Topps 87 wood grain baseball cards bitches. Didn't pilfer any from that pack of heaters. Did from another pack a few years later and turned green.
  3. That asshole fried my mother's brain. To be fair Rush fried my father's brain (RIP) so a lot of ground work was already done for Michael.
  4. Barons great grandchildren are going to be so inconvenienced when justice is finally served. Twicehorn will masterfully explain why it's totally cool. (not shooting the messenger TH)
  5. I saw a truck on 620 today with two stickers. "100% Deplorable" and a small Ukraine flag. How the fuck do mentally twist yourself to support Ukraine while boasting about being a Trumptard after all the shit Trump tried to do; all the fealty to Putin. People are weird.
  6. Naga please. Those guys were all shitty criminals...
  7. Yall are part of the problem. /Looks around at thread topic/ Me too I suppose
  8. They are still mad about the 13th tho, that's done more to lower the social status of most of his base than anything else.
  9. I have an address of a 50s Era bombshelter in Marfa some family members own. Feel free to squeeze in. I'm out Problem with Marfa is water and available game. And panicking hipsters.
  10. That's the thing, with Amateur athletes and coaches you never know, score 49 one week, you can't expect that the next week.
  11. That's cool you saved a flier from your 100th Birthday celebration! Keep on keeping on sir.
  12. Great movie. My kid is a HS sophomore, huge movie watcher, and has a giant list of movies he wants to watch before graduation. We've watched Pulp Fiction, The Departed and Goodfellas in the last week or so. Need to add that to his list.
  13. And they were driving a brand new Cadillac.
  14. What missle guidance doing? As Gen Xer, I really feared Russian capabilities and thought they would smoke Ukraine and have a more thorough plan to execute a coup and topple Zelensky. Since then, a single minded application of Slocums razor turns out to yield the correct answer.
  15. No, he bailed on Texans during a weather Emergency to go eat Mexican children (which selfishly I'm happy for because it saved my last remaining child that Ted Cruz did not eat) and then thought it was a great idea to ride around on a flatbed truck out in the open where liquored up sports fans were tossing beers to people they loved and admired and Ted was shocked when he wasn't equally admired just because half the state votes for him while holding thier nose.
  16. Sweat, that means we pull this out!
  17. Same, but mine was Polish. I could never eat enough to keep her truly happy. And I could freaking eat as a kid.
  18. Well I'm a wing shooting son of a gun, with a healthy arsenal in my gun safe. I can clean a deer, hammer some Specks and Redfish, I'll even throw a pandering dip of Skoal in (for about a minute) if you need me two. I'm 6-1 190 and can resurrect my native SE Texas tongue as well, and I'm relatively dumb, not Goeb dumb, but I offer a lot to work with if you're hiring candidates. Mold me as you see fit and pick my wardrobe. I'm also familiar with Texas suburban women. It's high time the currency starts flowing my way in that interaction for a change.
  19. I retract my statement. Let's all agree Earl was the fucking man.
  20. Thank you for this for others. I'm a half a gummy for bedtime kinda guy some I'm golden. I blew my knee out in March and all my subs started giving me high quality weed as a pain relief strategy unsolicited. I allegedly have a weed safe the size of a large briefcase full of weed all from legal states someone brought in, all from just dozens of homies trying to help out. Zero Texas taxes paid. it's available everywhere. The whole thing is so stupid. I'll end up giving most of it away as I prefer going to dispensaries and getting product that targets my ailments versus just getting stoned; I still get STONED, on occasion though. But really it's honestly relaxation and pain relief 95% of the time.
  21. Yeah but hes from Cali and smoked weed for anxiety and people here lost thier fucking minds over it and lamented he wasn't a Skoal brother and we know what that implied.
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