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Buffsoldier

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Everything posted by Buffsoldier

  1. Buffsoldier replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz
    Couple weeks ago my 7 yr old farted, then belched loudly and exclaimed, "That's bonus points!"
  2. Buffsoldier replied to Rimbo's topic in Lulz
    A man will go places with a hardon where he wouldn't go with a machine gun. -unknown
  3. Buffsoldier replied to Rimbo's topic in Lulz
    "I drank what?" -Socrates
  4. So here's Starbucks new flavored paper straws. Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture?
  5. Having dealt with Turkish construction contractors in Iraq and Afghanistan, this surprises me about.....zero.
  6. Backdoor Sluts 9
  7. Boomstick and the Primitive Screwheads
  8. Nickleback
  9. I can vouch. With her, all you do is screw, nut and bolt....
  10. Buffsoldier replied to RPM's topic in Daily Texan
    Good. Necco wafer were the North Korea of candy.
  11. I was gonna go with MC Nickleback.
  12. Buffsoldier replied to F250's topic in Daily Texan
    Worst and most vivid one I had was where an ex-girlfriend shot me in the throat with a shotgun. I could remember, and FEEL, spinning around and falling chest down. I remember seeing the ex sitting on the floor in front of me, white as a sheet from fright and spattered heavily with my blood. I remember trying to raise my head, but being unable to, because all the muscles were blasted away. I remember trying to say something, but only wet gurgling noises coming out. I remember dying, with everything fading to black, and then fading to something I can only describe as "beyond black", like a dark grayish mist. After God knows how much time, could've been between 2-3 seconds up to 30 seconds, I woke up, screaming and drenched in sweat so bad you'd have thought I just got out of the shower. I remember actually feeling, a tactile feeling, every little thing that happened. The coldness of the granite floor, the slight wet warmth of my blood, even the pain of the shotgun blast, which was like a very painful stinging and ripping feeling. Every little detail was so sharp and vivid. That dream scared the hell out of me so badly I couldn't sleep for the next 3 nights. On the fourth night I only got 2 hours.
  13. Buffsoldier replied to F250's topic in Daily Texan
    The Rough Ghetto Strippers would be a fantastic band name.
  14. Hauling your mom's dildo, no doubt.
  15. Hollywood said, "WHERE'D WHOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOO?"
  16. Hear hear! Pics of ass sluts are always warranted. Especially if they're hot.
  17. One Eyed Willie and the Never Say Dies
  18. Fuck it. Yes. Yes I do.
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