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Thetexashammer

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  1. Fuck you asshole.
  2. Was visiting the Empire State Building. Long line to get in. Hang out enjoying the view for a while. Finally get out. Had done a lot of walking and was really, really tired, it was hot. I just wanted the first place with some food and a drink. First place I see is Sbarro. I had never been in. Had to have food. I should have known by the smell. It was like going to the buffet in a small town in Texas. Or the taqueria where where nobody cares. I ate the first bite and it was flat out gross. Just insanely bad. How can you fuck up pizza? How does the place even exist? Just astouningly bad. Got damn. #neveragain That's my Sbarro story.
  3. Rectum? I damn near killed 'em.
  4. I'm against the death penalty, but I know there is a metric shitton of bullshit out there. My default position is skepticism. So my first question on reading about this was "is the DNA exculpatory?". There's lots of DNA out there. Just like there's lots of terrible news media. Turned out it wasn't. They want clicks, not truth. Truth is too hard for the daily news cycle. The "red pill" or "fake news" thing isn't a left or right thing, it's a truth thing. The media isn't interested in truth, they want clicks. Outrage sells. Most people want a simple world and easy answers. Just go back and look at page 1. Reality doesn't fit into a simple box that makes everything easy to understand.
  5. I think we're going to look back and wish we had missed that last second Kansas field goal.
  6. Tom Herman wishes he was as good as Kevin Sumlin.
  7. We're waiting for Godot.
  8. Puns are the highest form of humor.
  9. First, you make a roux.
  10. I literally don't understand. He has all the physical tools. Even for the NFL, he's an above average talent. If I had that, I would not get cut.
  11. The media has turned against her because of all her crazy positions. They think she can't be elected. If you don't believe in a Deep State, this might be hard to believe, but they've decided she sucks and they're gonna take her out.
  12. Iran is cheating. On the deal they never signed. I would ask how this happens, how dumb can people be, but it isn't that. It's corruption. People are corrupt. Why are they even bothering with "nuclear power"? Why give $100 billion to terrorists? They are sitting on an ocean of hydrocarbons. They want a bomb. The people who have not qualms killing civilians, women and children, en masse, they want a nuclear bomb. And they're working on getting one. The design isn't hard. It's the part about getting the fissile material, that's where they're making progress. https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/atomic-watchdog-irans-stockpiles-uranium-growing-66911867
  13. Is that like when she took the nude photos but didn't shave her pits? I member.
  14. Suppose 'i started shitting bars of gold and Emily Ratajkowski wants to be my sex slave......
  15. He's a man. He's 340.
  16. Houston Bowl. Texas vs A&M.
  17. Touched for the very first time.
  18. The ladies of Boone, NC are also rough on the eyes.
  19. You guys need to relax a little. Here's a suggestion.
  20. Jake Smith isn't gone you fucking twats.
  21. I remember the good old days, when we'd just barely beat them but they were a top 10 team.
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