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Helobious

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  1. Awesome start to the season for the super great young exciting totally amazing Orioles. LO fucking L
  2. NL: Brewers over/ Dodgers under AL: Angels over/ Orioles under
  3. I also grew up in South Texas and never saw one at all growing up. I guess our valet never picked them out on his weekly grocery run.
  4. “Godzilla times Kong” is how I’ve been saying it.
  5. I’ve never had a moon pie. I don’t think they sold them in Texas until recent years because I definitely don’t recall ever seeing one at a store until recently.
  6. 2-2 lame split. Neither team is anything close to full strength.
  7. No one believes in us this year. B-ref has us finishing last, fucking Zips has us finishing behind Baltimore (lol) in the East. Watching the O’s crash and burn this year is going to be awesome. Definition of a pretender team. There’s nothing left for us to do but prove all the haters wrong and just win.
  8. Seeing this tonight. Read some Reddit reviews from people in Asia thatve seen it already a day ahead, pretty positive across the board. Sounds like it’s over the top stupid/ridiculous, which I’m totally in for.
  9. I haven’t had a soda since 2009. I drink exclusively water, and on occasion Gatorade zero, protein drinks, and alcohol.
  10. Imagine calling yourself a man and drinking sparkling water.
  11. I thought Norwegians were supposed to be hot. You could land a helicopter on that chick’s forehead.
  12. Well they’re not helping because that’s not even what the study they’re citing is saying. Just clickbait bullshit.
  13. Drove over that in 2021. Scary than the lake Charles I-10 bridge imo. But way more scenic.
  14. Him over Goldschmidt is definitely on my Mt Rushmore of bad takes, I’ll admit that one.
  15. Multiple years lol. He’s wrong.
  16. Well I definitely wouldn’t be giving your company a contract with that defeatist attitude. They need that thing open for commerce, for automobiles and all the ships that have to pass beneath it. It’ll be an all out push and people will be back driving on it March 2025.
  17. That guy sounds like an idiot. I grew up riding bikes, playing sports, having rock fights, playing the “who can get the most air jumping off the swing” game. Never broke one bone or saw any of my friends break one because we weren’t idiots or massive fucking pussies. And if you’re in charge of a school and someone asks what what “the optimal number of injuries” to your students is your answer better be zero.
  18. Holy fuck at the people on reddit:
  19. Fucking this. In the middle of that 1:40AM Tuesday morning rush hour it’s a miracle more didn’t die.
  20. A tunnel would take years. They’ll have the bridge rebuilt and open in a year tops. Governments have emergency contracts in place for when stuff like this happens, with massive financial incentives for companies to finish ahead of schedule. And with no traffic to worry about they can work almost unimpeded. They had that bridge in Minneapolis open like 10 months after it fell in the river. That Philly bridge that collapsed recently was reopened weeks later, although it was over land.
  21. Exactly what happened to the south padre bridge in 2001
  22. Homicide New York is very well made if you’re into true crime
  23. I’d let Eiza Gonzalez use my face as a chair.
  24. That’s some seriously soft snowflake bullshit to stop the games over the “putttooooo” chant. It’s not even a gay slur necessarily, it’s also used if you just want to call someone a bitch. But god-forbid someone gets their feelings hurt even a little bit these days.
  25. That was Watkins in the anchor right? He was absolutely flying.
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