I started a letter to that shitbag yesterday, but I haven't decided if I am sending it email or real mail. Mostly it was about how he's a failed senator, but here's the two parts where I dropped in a few minor insults:
You, sir, are no Texan. You have no honor, no integrity, and no business calling yourself a Texan or pretending to represent this state. You are a fancy-pants Canadian carpetbagger who dons mom-jeans and affects a Texas accent when you find it convenient. It's not cute. We know it's fake. It's an insult to this great state.
blah blah blah, fired up the unwashed middle-aged idiots, caused the death of 5 Americans. Sided with a traitor. Blah blah before I really got mad:
I'm a seventh generation Texan. My family has fought in wars and spilled blood for Texas. We've grown cotton and cane and cattle. We have been teachers and Texas Rangers and, yes, politicians. Over those seven generations, we've represented Texas and Texan values. Something you do not and will never have. You don't represent us. You don't even represent the millions of willfully ignorant Texans who are constantly duped by your cynicism, greed and hubris. You're all hat and no cattle and you're a lying, sniveling coward.
Then I told him it was his fault and that he should go back to private life. Apologize to his kids. I concluded with:
Read a book on Sam Rayburn or Sam Houston. Listen to Willie. Learn what it means to be a Texan. Maybe in all that free time you'll find your soul.
IDK... do people mail letters anymore or is that frowned upon as threatening rather than mad-ass-hell-but-still-non-violent constituent.