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Elvis

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  1. A company is violating the terms of our warranty agreement. It's not exactly small, but the value is around $15k. PM for details. Thanks!
  2. No wonder we won the war.
  3. It has been professionally tested, cleaned, and wrapped by ERS. In Round Rock. Saddle not included.
  4. Yes that is an absolutely absurd amount of nerd acronym with 2 variations for most. I assume you are some IT architect that isn't allowed in public because you condescend to everyone because everyone else is stupid and doesn't speak your language.
  5. Instead of making your case on how it's easier for you (lazy), why don't you just define the acronyms and improve the thread?
  6. These types of couches with skinny legs cannot handle my g-forces. Giggity.
  7. Pro tip: sock, sock, pants, shoe, shoe, shirt. That way you don't wrinkle your shirt bending over to tie your shoes.
  8. Required joke: Any availability left?
  9. Move farther Try to move farther from Oklahoma.
  10. Molly
  11. How is the government shut down directly causing deaths?
  12. Up late doing paperwork and stumbled onto Sloppy's World. Dude is super weird, but it's all about buying and selling vintage 80s and 90s clothes, shoes, luggage, art. Pretty cool.
  13. Interstellar in 2D at the Bob Bullock IMAX was the absolute best movie experience of my life. I went by my self and the crowd was silent and seated the entire time. That organ music was rattling my balls and eyeballs when he enters the black hole.
  14. Let's back the fuck off fellas. I didn't diddle that girl until we were married when she was 22.
  15. The flu is a pussy cat next to cedar fever. Never get the shot and never git the flu. Would trade the flu for allergies.
  16. I use mine to to tie ladders to my roof rack and they still work after. Must be putting them in the wrong hole. Just sayin.
  17. My 911 Cab seems even less safe now....
  18. Just came to add this....
  19. I do a lot of mundane paperwork these days. Just finished True Detective S1 and S2. Might restart this from the beginning. Last time I watched it was week to week. Sounds fun!
  20. Just re-watching S1 a couple weeks ago and just finished S2 today. S1 was certainly better, but S2 was nicely entertaining on a second watch. Valcaro's unintelligible dialog was the most difficult part to following the story in addition to the 20 character names to keep up with the "cascading betrayals". I finally figured out why Casper was acid eye-washed and had his dick blown off. "Two weeks or less" was not as distracting on the second round.
  21. I would just like to say the prolific use of acronyms to describe 20+ movies is tiresome in this thread. Can someone post a sticky for what all this GOAT2 MOWFOR3 means? Otherwise good discussion.
  22. Forrest Gump
  23. The thing is that no one wants me to quit drinking, just not die of drinking. I'm fun Bobby! I honestly don't remember what it's like to live without alcohol since I was probably 14. When I think about quitting I can't even understand who that sober version of me would be. He has never existed.
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